I once saw Tim and Eric live in London. They opened the show by dancing onto the stage from either side wearing knitted nude suits, with tiny penises, and huge knitted balls that hung down to their knees. They met in the middle, clasped hands and skipped on the spot, singing “Diarrhea! Diarrhea!” Over and over again for about 10 minutes until they eventually cracked and started laughing.
One of these guys is who Alex Jones is currently getting owned by.
Tim gong dark woke
Damn I wasnt familiar with the Onions game
i saw some clips of Alex Jones showing up to the infowars desk with no shirt on (in jeans, of course) and yelling at some guy sitting at the desk about how they can’t steal his identity and how they’re going to get sued.
the whole thing is so weird and surreal, except when you factor in that he’s seriously raging drunk and got complacent about his platform and revenue letting him do whatever he wants.
i have an aunt that decided to take up HEAVY drinking in the last 10 years. she was never really a pleasant person, but also became hardcore reactionary. virulently anti-immigrant and ultra pro-cop. makes Dick Wolfe look like Malcom X.
like, get shitfaced and yell obscenities at fictional characters on TV type of stuff. ive been around plenty of alcoholics, but she has got to be the most unpleasant configuration.
AJ’s barely coherent, entitled rantings remind me of her behaviors.
get shitfaced and yell obscenities at fictional characters on TV
I do that sober, it’s called engaging with the media sweaty
haha, i do it sober / filled with the Light of the Lord.
but the story goes, apparently some show they were watching had a woman pulled over by a cop and the woman only rolled down her window a little bit. the cop said to roll it down all the way, and the woman said she didn’t have to. so drunk aunt starts screaming gendered slurs and says the cop should be allowed to execute her for disobeying.
the other family members present just looked at her basically in horror.
when i yell obscenities at the screen, it either some horror movie where somebody does something dumb or some edwardian period piece where sombody absolutely thrashes somebody verbally or a jane austen style villain gets socially rekt.
:giancarlo esposito meme:
makes Dick Wolfe look like Malcom X
like, get shitfaced and yell obscenities at fictional characters on TV type of stuff
At this point there might be some neurological damage (Korsakoff/Wernicke or similar).
If you know alcoholics (or are one yourselves) make sure they complement themselves with B1 at least.
Are we certain that the deal did not include giving Tim control of Jones’ twitter account because this reads like a bit lol.
I Wasn’t Aware He’s Capitalizing Every Word As If He’s A Particularly Annoying Homestuck Character Who Ends Up Being Turned Into A Mustard Colored Smear With A Big Funny Clown Hammer Sometime During Act 5
no, mu5tard ii5 iinfiiniitely more annoyiing than her!
More right-wing public meltdowns, please!
Sounds pretty awesome to be honest
“SICK FOOTAGE”, hell yeah
This Attempted High Jacking
The thumbnail looks like he’s doing Bret Gelman cosplay, so depravity is just in character
Did Trump ghost-write this tweet?
Not to be pedantic but he should really consider some more punctuation on the first sentence of the initial tweet
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I have depicted them as the sadjack. The globehead onionists are destined to failure.
Ok I’ve got to see this video. Does anyone have a link?
It’s just a Tim and Eric compilation lol, he’s acting like they find something, but they’re just sharing Tim’s own comedy
