I once saw Tim and Eric live in London. They opened the show by dancing onto the stage from either side wearing knitted nude suits, with tiny penises, and huge knitted balls that hung down to their knees. They met in the middle, clasped hands and skipped on the spot, singing “Diarrhea! Diarrhea!” Over and over again for about 10 minutes until they eventually cracked and started laughing.

One of these guys is who Alex Jones is currently getting owned by.