1. america probably would have been invaded by now if it didn’t have nukes

2. “[country] would have been invaded if not for nukes” isn’t a good enough argument to support the continued existence of nukes

like sure it’s cool if the DPRK having nukes puts the u.s. off from invading them but i would rather nobody have nukes if that fantasy were something that could be made possible

i wouldn’t be surprised if the collective psychological effect of the world existing in this way were comparable to fucking leaded gasoline, being under a constant baseline anxiety of annihilation is not good for the brain

and the person who generated such tremendous content that it eclipsed an entire day of posting will be labelled a wrecker for their heroism

lawn update: it was in the 70s today but it rained all night so the grass was wet but I still went out there and plugged that lawnmower through that last little square I left yesterday. my yard is a mess of clumps of grass everywhere.

the front yard is still un-mowed because even though it was cool out the grass is fucking wet as fuck and even with it cool out i was sweatin’ like a motherfucker

how do people enjoy doing yard shit my god

there are a lot of old left-wing ideologies and shit that are focused on that sort of shit

it’s been forever since I’ve read about them but like look up the Cincinnati Time Store and Josiah Warren and people like him. I think the ideology i’m thinking of is left-wing market anarchism? or I think that’s what it was called 10 years ago when I was a Nerd who Reads but the wiki page doesn’t seem to exist anymore (there’s just “market anarchism” which seems to include anarcho-capitalism).

if you’re wondering “what’s the difference” my answer is “I don’t really remember” but I think LWMA, as opposed to anarcho-capitalism, recognizes the incredible inherent flaws to a system that allows for unlimited private capital ownership, i.e. they were against shit like some oligarch 10000 miles away in England or California or whatever owning capital where you live and telling you and your community what to do with it, but they wanted to encourage limited, local private property ownership and entrepreneurship, etc

before anyone @s me like this is my ideology, it’s not, just thought it was relevant (if I’m even remembering it properly).

P.s. the Cincinnati Time Store was cool IMO, basically Josiah Warren opened it up and traded for labor notes and only charged a slight mark-up on goods to cover the cost of stocking and running the place, and apparently not only was it financially successful it also sold goods at lower costs than competitors

y’know just saying but it’s kinda fucked up that you gotta pay for a house, paying taxes on every transaction along the way, and then still have to pay property taxes on it the same fuckin’ year

"OH NO, I WAS WRONGGGG

IT WAS EARTH

ALL ALONGGGG

AND YOU’VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY

(Yes we’ve finally made a monkey!)

YOU’VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY OUT OFFFFF MEEEEEEEEEE"

The fuckin simpsons has been living rent free in my head whenever I think of Planet of the Apes

“He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!”

“I CAN SIIIIIINGGGGGG”

They spent all their gene seeds on getting a jacked body, when they could have spent them on developing a brain with more than two cells

the primarchs only seem to know how to charge into machine gun fire with little to no support

I mean hey if you have magically strong plot armor why not, it works

i don’t even need to read* to know that

love to have every generation forever living under the nuclear sword of damocles “that’s just the way it is sweaty” and we wonder why everything is so fucked as we have multi generational ptsd over the constant threat of annihilation

buddy with how i’m cuttin’ it i’m killin’ some of it for sure

Don’t forget to ask it to “be smarter” too! Ez

two characters who are Definitely Just Roommates in Gravity Falls

Favorite characters btw, “Ciiiiiiiityyyy booooyyyy” lives in my head as a meme

Edit: well not their professions

And if it doesn’t work you do the hard work of going back to the prompt and adding “do it competently and 10x better than a human would”

I still wouldn’t be surprised if he was going, idk, i think if he were still as “charismatic” as when he was president they’d have trotted him out to campaign for Harris or something

You’re posting like anybody here has ever joked about the victims of the genocide like it’s funny

How old is he now though, I haven’t seen him talk in fucking forever, i wouldn’t be surprised if his brain is as much pudding as Biden’s is

do you ever think about how much cheaper shit would be if they didn’t waste so much shit making 1000 competing styles and brands of shit

Like a lawnmowing robot is like 2x the cost of my shitty fucking lawnmower but what if like idk they just stopped making these shitty fucking lawnmowers and made more robots??? we could all be freed from the lawn forever