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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

get his ass

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get his ass

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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I hate lights in general. Down with lamps and overhead lighting both. Memorize where things are in your home like god intended.

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      on that neolithic farmhouse grindset

      • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I’m in my walking around with a candlestick in a sleeping cap arc

    • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      When it’s bright on campus I literally walk around with my eyes closed 90% of the time, so I’ll take this sentiment a step further: down with the sun, give me overcast days forever

      • MidnightPocket [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Hell yeah

      • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        I’m going to blind myself so I never have to be annoyed by how bright it is again

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      lol, i do this. i move through the house in darkness and silence just from habit. kinda fucks people up when i have guests and forget to be normal.

      woe who would break in and steal
      smiling shadow finds a meal

      • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Whenever we have company my wife rejoices because I’m forced to turn lights on.

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Well I wasn’t expecting this to be the way I discovered my wife’s Hexbear account.

    • Lavender [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Are you a premie too?

  • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’m with team lamp. Lamp is love, lamp is life. I want pools of light illuminating specific bits of my room with darker areas to highlight points of interest and dim others. Also no direct light in my eyes in any seating position. Sure I have big lights, which I use if doing something that requires decent light, but to eat dinner or relax in the evening - turn that thing off, it’s like getting a police interrogation! I want my cozy lamps.

    • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I bet you eat the last peach as well.

      • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I feel this is a reference I’m being whooshed by. But for what it’s worth I’m more of a nectarine kinda guy.

        • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Twitter thing.

          • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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            • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              Amazing post

            • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              who did this

              • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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                I’m not sure, I assumed it was maybe the yolo swag person who does the Kelly imitation comics

            • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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              Oh shit a wild Ke11y!

          • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            I can’t imagine saving a single peach for multiple children

    • purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I think it’s just easier to look at things when the light isn’t harsh and I don’t need to avoid looking in any particular direction.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Did he marry a moth?

    #teamlamp

  • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I bet she’s the kind of nightmare demon person that insists on “Daylight White” color temp as well.

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      Or worse, the kind of person who doesn’t know or care about color temp and so mixes cool and warm lights in the same space

      trauma

      • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        This is why I go for 8000k in all settings, so I get a nice OR vibe

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        sicko-jammin you cant stop me tho

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Really hoping the Big Light she’s referring to is the sun

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Genuinely baffled by this article and even more by it seeming like everyone understands the context here.

      wtf-am-i-reading

      • SuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Virgin lampcels vs. chad overhead light enjoyers

        (I am a virgin lampcel)

        • ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          with candlegang flying unfaced above the rabble

      • Sphere [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        There’s a whole big debate over whether lamps or overhead lights are the Correct Way to illuminate a space.

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          I feel like the best way is to have overhead lights with lamps mixed in?

  • SuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    But sir, I’m autistic and can’t stand harsh overhead lighting

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I’m autistic and can’t stand the old people blind ass mole person lighting in the kitchen we have. Oh yeah I love to cook and not be able to see SHIT. i tried to replace the lightbulb in the center of the kitchen BUT GUESS WHAT IT’S SOME KIND OF LED STICKER BULLSHIT WIRED INTO THE CEILING and I’m not a FUCKING ELECTRICIAN

      • SuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Totally on the side of bright fucking lights in workspaces but all the chill spots in the house get mood lighting. That sucks, sorry about your shitty kitchen light. It shouldn’t be too hard to replace, though. It’s only a couple wires.

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          It’s some sort of weird LED bullshit wired directly into the ceiling or something i don’t remember, it’s also covered by this dumb glass thing held on by a screw and it’s heavy so i don’t wanna mess with it

          And whoever put it in tried to do one of those circuits where you can turn it on and off from 2 different switches but they fucked it up so one switch being off keeps the other from turning it on so I basically have to keep one switched on and use the other to actually turn it on and off

    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      This is why basically every light on our house is on a dimmer switch now.

  • RION [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    lamp guy

    • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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        Where’s his magic thumb?

  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    A moth with hands wrote this

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      CW: flashing lights

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    why use many lamp when big lamp do trick

    how many wifi connections does it take to screw in a light bulb

    my ad supported smart lights micro-strobes subliminal commercials for more smart lights directly into my spinal column and basically, I am very happy with my chosen ecosystem

  • Andrzej3K [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The big light is for when you need to look for something small at night

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      still haven’t found that damn screw

  • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Very odd to see this subject in the wild outside of the autistic bisexual community

  • makotech222 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’m a big-light guy. When i’m doing stuff in my house, i want to SEE. Cleaning dishes, vacuuming, moving stuff, whatever. I want everything lit and visible.

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    Big Light on the ceiling for some real shit, Lamp when i don’t need a lot of light.

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Lamp when I’m facing up, big light when I’m facing down or parallel

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This is why i installed garage lights in my basement

    I’m not getting suckered into creating a prime environment for boogiemen

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      No stabbers allowed.

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Big Light virgins: Believing that a single light is adequate for lighting

    Lampcels: Obscuring lighting with shades

    Me and my lampshades with all the shades taken out:

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