I’ve taken to calling them “synths” because what is it doing that’s fundamentally different from a 1980’s CASIO? A simple input is returning a complex output? waow

I keep telling people computers are never going down in price ever again and they keep not believing me despite it keeping happening

I knew they were related (like all nightshade relatives looking sort of like each other) but not in this specific way! Now potatoes are even cooler

fnneef ghuijg araaappiuj eeeeeheehhhll rivis mlalk

these are the people who INVENTED the wheel

the cops proceed to send in more drones until the shooter runs out of ammo

“ugh, no! that’s it! I’m no longer going to school shoot! you’re all meanies!”

what does it attack with? because I can only think it would be an explosive. might as well just keep some grenades around in the teacher’s lounge

Heathcliff is stifling Jimmy’s career by being too overbearing of a helicopter parent

Sam Altman asked investors and governments to give him SEVEN TRILLION DOLLARS please and thank you

alas, Bozonaro returned to his native environment (the hospital)

faceless Zionazi hordes moment

[turns up music volume until I can’t hear anything anymore]

a taste good look is a good look

Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that “turning red turns you dead” and failing (he’s been at it for 35 minutes)

frantically running into the forest with a power drill

“don’t spend years fighting Iran, simply change the regime”

Tom Bombadil’s immortal science

we also have the banger real Swedish female first name Gun