I was outside shoveling up the last of the snow and what drives by when I lift my head up to see? A fucking cyberstuck. Wow these things look just awful up close. Really does look like a early 90’s vhs player on wheels.
i see them daily and do this when I pull up next to one
Yeah say what you will about them (seriously please, say more things about them), but the only one useful thing they do is provide great big laughs to me and mine whenever we see them.
So at least they are providing entertainment value to the community.
Pagliacci’s Clown-Truck.
it’s actually impressive how they manage to look more fake up close than they do in pictures
how have you not seen one in all this time
Tesla sold 20,237 Cybertrucks in 2025, down from 38,965 the previous year, according to figures from Kelley Blue Book’s annual electric vehicle (EV) sales reports.
Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-sales-elon-musk/
Apparently there’s actually only about 60,000 of them that have been sold, so there’s bound to be places that actually don’t have them around
for comparison, F series ford trucks sell 700k per year
I see them SO often
The fact that they stand out definitely plays a role here, I never “notice” a Corolla the way I always “notice” a Cybertruck
i’m admittedly not much of a car person, but a large chunk of news i’ve seen of cybertrucks has been about them falling apart and shoddily built. are there any predictions of how many of that 60k will be on the road in five or ten years?
I’m not a car person either, but I’m not sure there are such formal predictions, since all the news is more so about how existing ones were failing to sell as expected. Tesla had wanted annual production at 250k+ and according to Forbes in May 2025, there were “over 10,000 unsold Cybertrucks sitting in lots around the U.S. that amount to around $800 million”
Dunno, maybe because I’m more rural where I live? I’ve seen some normal teslas though.
Naw that tracks.
Tbh I feel like I used to see a ton of them a year ago with the wraps and everything and now there’s barely any. If you live out in the styx a lil bit you probably don’t have early adopters and those things definitely aren’t getting sold second hand because who else would buy that.
(I hope)
hell yeah. last time i saw one was last summer i think.
it’s sort of an impressive aesthetic feat to make something that is so remarkable distinct that it can be distinguished from every other vehicle from the very limit of human visual perception.
but also, the closer you get to it, the uglier and more stupid it looks. and its not even functional, so the contest of form vs. function was lost by both sides.
the goddamn thing looks like a dishwasher fucked a robocop.
I’m surprised the fucker didn’t immediately plow into a tree
The lady who owns one in town had to get winched out of a drainage ditch last week
The lady who owns one in town had to get winched out of a drainage ditch last week
I was posted up in Austin, Texas for a month right around when they first launched the Cybertruck. At one point as I was driving in the distance there was a parking lot filled with Cybertrucks, must have been 100+ Cybertrucks, it looked like an N64 game
The Republican prius.
I love that these became some kind of chud-flex, because they really missed the mark in a big way on trying to impress anybody but their own stupid in-group.
Like, I hate the car-gemony in the united burgers, but I’m still a little baby-brained vroom-vroom pilled and can appreciate neat cars. And it’s like, do you realize what a sweet friggin car you could have gotten for $90k+? You could have had a Viper, a Porsche, hell even an FJ would have at least had some niche-coolness and huge piles of (likely unused) functionality for way less than price, and that is what you chose to get with your fun-car budget?
I have both mistook a dumpster in my peripheral vision for a cybertruck and the other way around on separate occasions. Truly a marvel of design
Don’t get me wrong, i am very very relieved they never became road legal around here, but i am aware i miss out on a ton of absurdist comedy due to that.
I see them daily and it disgusts me
I used to regularly see a matte black one around the neighborhood here and always assumed it probably belongs to the owner of the McMansion down the road covered in trump and israel flags
Fuckin dumpsters on wheels. Haven’t seen that one in a while so maybe it shit the bed.
I feel like Musk’s brand of quasi liberal inventor-investor Tony Stark Ironman shtick has already kind of worn thin around the time of CTs launch, revealing the freak he always was. Obviously the Tesla brand started getting heat for his closeness to Trump and Musk’s own eugenicist etc. politics.
I do get some satisfaction knowing that the ability of a CT owner to get a reaction out of people is kind of falling off. It seems like primarily only other Musk stans think they’re cool, but if you’re driving one and randos sneer at you for it at least you can tell yourself you’re tirggering the libs. When general audiences just have no reaction, now your status purchase is only worth its usefulness as a vehicle which is probably less than what you paid for it.
Yeah, I feel like the mask had dropped before the cybertruck did.
