I was outside shoveling up the last of the snow and what drives by when I lift my head up to see? A fucking cyberstuck. Wow these things look just awful up close. Really does look like a early 90’s vhs player on wheels.

  • hell yeah. last time i saw one was last summer i think.

    it’s sort of an impressive aesthetic feat to make something that is so remarkable distinct that it can be distinguished from every other vehicle from the very limit of human visual perception.

    but also, the closer you get to it, the uglier and more stupid it looks. and its not even functional, so the contest of form vs. function was lost by both sides.

    the goddamn thing looks like a dishwasher fucked a robocop.