DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

Ray Bradbury walked so Halo 3 Mad Snipez could run.

another f35 has hit the fucking ground

Ghoul shit.

Honestly I know they’re illegal in a lot of states too. That said I wish I had access to one explicitly for false garlic and bermuda grass.

Not that the bermuda can’t escape the fire from being rhyzomed 3ft deep. Hate that stuff.

Just a reminder to be clear though: Luigi isn’t the shooter and the manifesto was almost definitely written by the cops.

controlled burns and capped flame throwers can be good methods yeah

The twin cowards

They are. The room is full of their consultants and they’re red-faced and screaming about how they’ll kill their career if they do ANYTHING that endangers the profits of the military industrial complex.

Goon fuel can’t melt steel beams.

Ah they’re bringing victorian era poor houses back. Sick. Fuckinnnnnn

You: letting cats out of bags in to the open outdoors.

The Humble Coyote:

This is what historians would refer to as “being close friends” : )

Not the topic necessarily but I was kinda bummed that when some aliens started showing up in S2 they were a lot of the Nu-Wars type of ones and not the more colorful kinda cartoony prequel ones.

Just my own weird take though tbh.

Thanks for nothing Dems! Real glad RBG’s racist, tumor-ridden ass got those last couple of years in!!!

Halohead reporting in: we’re sitting him down on the Halo Reach promotional Making a Spartan chair ™ and pumping him full of brightly colored chemicals.

Gonna give him those giant rectangle arm plates and a black visor for good measure in the customization menu.

<- this but imagine a big L on the paper. I’d be gloating too lmao.