everything he writes sounds like a copypasta lmao
What I love most about this is that amerikans are so brain diseased that they still give obama shit for passing a republican written healthcare bill. Even republicans still dunk on him and its their fucking bill! Lmao controlled opposition hours.
Didn’t even bother with a portrait for Biden, plus the plague sais “Autopen 2021-2025“. You almost got to admire this level of pettiness. Trump is probably really really proud of his ability to write his own name.
There was a Biden portrait, Trump replaced it when he got back in office. These are the official White House portraits that were always there, he just added the plaques below them
can’t wait for the democrats to not take this down when (if) they get into the white house.
I’ll bet one billion upbears that they release a “fact-checked” version
“William Henry Harrison, a reign so short it shouldn’t even be mentioned. He was a general though, a big beautiful general in the Union Army, very big very beautiful. Died at 68, not so nice.”
Libya collapsed into chaos
Ah, is that how they’re framing overthrowing Gaddafi?
Mentions Hillary but not Kamala.
I don’t think
CHATGPTGrokkkTrump remembers who Kamala isKamala is only a one season villian
Second plaque’s wording implies the US recognizes ISIL’s claim as the legitimate caliphate and spearhead of the Ummah.
Amazing work by people who totally understand words and what they mean.
Russia invaded and took Crimea
Uhhh no that’s not really how it went down at all lmao
Russia was leasing the port for their military use, because of this the entire of Crimea was completely and totally managed by Russian forces. There was no invasion, there was no fight, there was no anything. Crimea simply voted to becoming independent, and to join the Russian Federation. This was then accepted by Russia.
Absolutely no invasion occurred and no fighting occurred. The entire event was nothing but a vote and a declaration. For the average person literally nothing changed from one day to the next.
Jeez, the professionalism in the writing had me assuming that these plaques had been thoroughly fact-checked.
Weren’t there troops that entered and stuff? Or am I just confusing it with some other event, or was tricked by the MSM? I thought I remember it going down differently, but I was also more of a lib at the time.
No the Russian troops in Crimea were basically administering the whole region as part of the port lease as it was providing their only warm-water port. There was essentially no difference day to day whatsoever. The framing of it as an invasion is madness.
There were already Russian Troops there (Much like how there used to be Russian Troops in the Soviet Base area in Syria). I think they did sent more Russian Troops to help the local Crimean Police and National Guard soldiers organize security against Ukraine or Pro-Ukraine militias.
Are you thinking of South Ossetia?
Maybe? No idea lol.
This has got to really hurt
s. A right hook straight into their decorum.I’m not even a lib, but this hurts even me. It’s so petty and high school (or even middle school), it’s cringe. Funny, but cringe. It’s Like some of the most remembered episodes of The Office that I can’t watch anymore because that type of high embarrassment humor hurts me (like The Dinner Party episode or Scott’s Tots).
Not to mention all the lies and revisionism of history pains me, because it’s the kind of shit I have to argue against as a leftist every day.
I absolutely need to know Trump’s opinions on completely forgotten presidents like Benjamin Harrison or Warren G. Harding.
Teapot dome scandal folks
A former newspaper publisher, Lieutenant Governor of Ohio and U.S. Senator, Warren Harding ran for President promising to safeguard America first, to stabilize America first, to prosper America first, to think of America first, to exalt America first, to live for and revere America first. To return the Nation to normalcy and prosperity in the midst of a post-World War I economic recession. President Harding cut Taxes, raised Tariffs, and restricted Immigration. His Administration also radically cut Federal spending, created the Veterans’ Bureau, and hosted the Washington Naval Conference, which helped establish U.S. parity with the British Navy for the first time. He died suddenly in 1923.
I think the only scandal trump acknowledges is watergate
maybe because he is convinced obama watergated him
“Dumpy Rutherford B- Hayes, whose beard was so unkempt that he had lice living in it. It’s true, look it up.”
Trump should draw little devil horns on Obama with a sharpie.
Green New Scam
I remember the Green New Deal and many specific details of the very real legislation that passed both the senate and the house of representatives and entered into law
I was peacefully making gas at the gas factory when Biden and AOC shut us down, gave my job to an immigrant, and turned the factory into a plant that makes hurricane-causing wind turbines.
And drives the whales crazy. They hate it. You know, people are saying this. Very important people that say I’m smarter than them are saying that those turbines are driving the whales crazy.
I hate how much my brain just reads it in Trump garble automatically. It’s like having a fucked up parrot trapped in your ears.
Remember when no burger?
Shopping has become a real hassle ever since that law about hunting anyone with hamburger ingredients got enacted.
I could just go vegan and not get hunted to death, but I don’t care, I’ll still eat that garbage.
You can tell it was really him who wrote this because of all the weird and inconsistent capitalisation of words
Hahahaha my brain hadn’t even picked that up on my first read. Dudes rock.
I remember reading a thing back in Trump 1 he said he would always capitalise Country when referring to America, even when it wasn’t a proper noun and I’ve taken note ever since
American History. Election. Nation. US Dollar. Green New Scam. American Energy Dominance. Southern Border. (the) World. Afghanistan Disaster. American History. American servicemembers.
(gender neutral language? woke shit, donald).
Radical Left. Fake News Media. Autopen. SAVE AMERICA.
He really lost his juice in the second paragraph
That annoyed me to no end. Did not a single person during the entire production of these things from first draft to installation of the finished product proof-read the actual text?
Do you go back and correct art? If you worked for the CIA would you take the bottle out of Jackson Pollock’s hand and fix his line work? It’s perfect the way it is
