They may just swivel to Kazakhstan which I understand has the number one potassium in the world.

Those frog legs look delicious.

Las LemVinas son suyas!

This is a critical loophole that few fellas use to keep themselves free of gayness.

Like owning a boat. Best if your friend has one and you bring the beers (paper).

Where does it end up once melted?

LOTO is critical. RIP little homie.

I read Penis.

He can blame the victim with a “quit slapping yourself” vibe so that the culprits can rejoice.

Self Retaining Rectal Dilutors ain’t too shabby either. A bit long but if RHCP can pull it off, so can SRRD.

At least half.

This man balds. Me too.

That makes a lot of sense.

They get to keep one?

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Looks like a wizard with a wand that just turned someone into a happy dog with an anal fetish. Right? Oh jeezus, I may need help.

I’m replacing doggystyle with weevilstyle. My lady is gonna dig it.

Honest question: does Estonia have “proper Estonian governance”?

Beefaroni, the San Francisco treat.

One of them better bring the toilet paper.