I was reading a short story where the MC’s friend has a fascination with hyenas and loves to tell people that the female members of the species have penises and are therefore all trans, to which the MC responds “please don’t talk like this around normies”.
I had to immediately check if it was true, and learned that hyenas basically sound like they were created by a furry who’s into femdom and furanari.
How come hierarchy loving Jordan Peterson loves to talk about lobster hierarchies and not hyena’s? What are you so afraid of, JP?
DO NOT LOOK UP HOW FEMALE HYENAS GIVE BIRTH
I’m 100% being sincere, it gets brutal. Or do I’m no cop, but like tread lightly if you must.
I am sometimes upset when another post jumps in with the odd esoteric knowledge I was planning to share before I get the chance. In this case I’m just glad to see that there are others with as weird a brain as mine.
When mating, a female retracts the penis on itself, ‘much like pushing up a shirtsleeve,’ and creates an opening into which the male inserts his own penis.
Sounds like another thing that people have a fetish for, but I have no idea what this kink would be called.
Docking. I kinda hate that I know that.
I thought docking was just slipping a guys uncut dick underneath another uncut guy’s foreskin.
yeah entering stuff into the penis is known as sounding
Okay, I know about sounding, but I didn’t think this would count, as female hyenas basically fold up their dicks (which are considered pseudo-penises) so they don’t get in the way while mating.
Some places say female hyenas evolved it as a way of preventing non-consential sex. Does that mean female hyenas are biologically power bottoms? I need to know.
Docking?
There is some actual series/fandom that has literally that as part of its… vampire expies? Some androgynous all-male race of I think transformed humans infected with something to make them whatever they are, where the receptive partner just sort of opens like that? I only dimly remember hearing of its existence through the context of someone reviewing a TTRPG of the setting and mentioning the research on the series they did to try to contextualize and understand what the fuck they were even looking at.
The lady unable to get it hard is a queen. Incredible stuff
Hyena’s stan a soft queen.
My buddy suggested to me that Hyenas are subject to transmisogyny because of this
From who? From biologists, or male hyenas?
From the lion kkking and other media that demonize hyenas unfairly
have you ever seen how people talk about hyenas, poor girls are definitely TMA
They basically dock to mate… Talk about burying the lead!!! 🤣
huge if true
I remember I saw a youtube video about this back in the anti-SJW era, and all the comments were like ‘how come feminists aren’t concerned about this misandry???’
What were they expecting them to do? Invite the hyenas to workshops about consent and respecting boundaries? Hold protests for the liberation of male hyenas?
It was this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBCNWmU5apE
Now it seems those comments have been kind of buried, but I found a few examples (CW of course):
Kinda nostalgic :)
Suddenly very easy for them to reconginize power imbalances when it’s the other way around.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
