You also have to practice saying “Eetler”

What’s more expensive, 4K liquid helium or 4K OLED?

Stay hydrated, stretch often, and take regular breaks. You are about to be inundated with a quantity of genitals that humankind wasn’t designed to handle.

It literally ate his face. The simulation is melting down.

When is the last time you sat on a toilet seat? That’s how my wife keeps getting STDs.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT

SAVE US BLAKE

You actually avoided OP’s ZorboAttack to prove that you’re not an LLM. Shrewd move. Did you know that cats spend most of their lives asleep?

Florida wasn’t ever great but 40 years of influx of the worst NY/NJ boomer retirees has made it unlivable.

She actually removed a few sets

OFF WITH THEY/THEIR HEAD!

(woke queen)

Somebody needs to let her eat cake

Anybody who tells me happy cake day today is getting an album of my hemorrhoids as revenge.

Edit: HAHA YOU FOOLS, HEMORRHOIDS IS MY CAT’S NAME! YOU’RE GETTING CAT PICTURES INSTEAD!

Plus you get to shit liquid afterwards which is fun

We’ve known that bats have highly active immune systems for decades upon decades. It also looks like these bats have evolved a second copy of p53 because they’re exceedingly vulnerable to p53 inactivation, not because they’re trying to become immune to cancer.

It’s also not like p53 is some esoteric protein, it’s the most heavily studied tumor suppressor gene probably by a factor of 5 to 10. This feels like saying there’s a paper claiming to have discovered that you can stop having shit on your ass by wiping it. Maybe that’s true, but it’s not a discovery and it’s not even the best way that we’re currently aware of to get shit off your ass.

A) I read the press release and the paper within about 10 minutes of making the post, which is in my edit. I’m not sure if you responded before or after I added that so maybe we’re just ships passing in the night on this point.

B) The absolute number one goal of science communication is to maintain the credibility of the field. Making some goofy ass Cocomelon/tiktok short about a research paper doesn’t lend any credibility to legitimate science. Pretending like a paper has “found” something that is in no way supported by the data in that paper is a disservice to the field. This reeked to me of some overzealous university comms department trying to pump up a publication for cheap PR and it turned out to be exactly that. This shit makes legitimate scientists look like assholes and liars in the minds of laypeople when they find out that the hyped up story that went viral was actually a nothingburger.

C) If someone is going to call themselves a “science communicator” they had God damned well better be able to interpret research rather than just gobbling up abstracts and press releases like a little baby bird.

I absolutely despise this flavor of science content. Real science does not lend itself to quick cut/tiktok cadence videos and presenting it this way only degrades its legitimacy.

Edit: And after looking into it this all stems from an incredibly hyperbolic university press release. The paper is in a sub-sub-Nature family journal and in no way supports the claims that it makes, let alone the wildly overblown claims that the press release and subsequent slop tsunami make.

I’m saying if it were my kid. Calling that fedposting is borderline anti-parent.

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Radical hydration