So I probably don’t have a UTI.

Hell yeah, brother

What is this fucking grift? Gtfo with this dick

In the extended universe, it’s explained that Punished Snake taught him CQC with these gloves

I feel like even in the midst of war, Iran is randomly dabbing on Japan

Action is far more important. What Yemen does for the antiimperialist cause as a small nation is unmatched. You’re handwaiving the blood, sweat and tears of Yemen coming up against the entire West at the battlefront

16 months from now when the vanguard party is abolished because communism has finally been established, Stalin will be remembered as a well meaning liberal

Speak for yourself, I am an ultra lib

Ethnic chapos are just genetically prone to murder and crime, they deserve to be mistreated.

The only thing I’ve stolen is your rotten dignity. You dare show up to charge me with this petty infraction after you abandoned our domain? God strike you with ten thousand farts

Admins! Show yourselves, cowards.

Biden was always pidgeon brained whereas KKKlinton has always been a great public speaker, and he’s 4 years younger.

Trump will have her name a bunch of high-level democrats. Probably including Bill Clinton.

That would be absolutely dynamite. Like, lest we all forget, Bill Clinton is a former president. Put him before a congressional panel, facing imminent charges of pederasty, there’s no predicting what he’ll sing. Trump has to know he’s playing with fire here.

microdose acid during tests. Probably about 30ugs

Jesus fucking Christ lmao I can’t even imagine the level of panic that would set in if I tried doing that

West always like: ‘We get: your undying geopolitical alliance and exit from BRICS while we undermine and ostracize you at every turn

You get: a couple of call centers and the ability to free yourself from historic allies and most important trade partners.

I truly don’t understand why that didn’t work, everyone told me India has always been best buds with the US

You think that’s air you’re breathing?

This is dereliction of duty

You are the Karlos Marx to all the heads of state here, a true legacy poster

It sucks that the ‘DEI hire’ insult by bigots was, for the first time in history, used appropriately for this fucking imbecile.

Almost as if DNC wanted to prove their point by making her a vp (dead last in primaries) and not even holding a primary before making her the nominee

I feel like a goddamn Menshevik rn

I’m just in awe of the level of knowledge Mark and Dolan have in global geopolitics and world history.

I feel as if I became the world’s foremost expert in any single topic, they’d still end up knowing more than I would