The result from this post.
There were some that were contested, where multiple people would be nominated for the same position. And it was difficult to pick. I hope noone is too mad about it.
Contested
Red Army:
- tactical_trans_karen
- Tervell
- MarmiteLover123
Radio & TV:
- Wombat
- Grebgreb
- 21Gramsci
- TankieTanukie
Education:
- 72trillion
- RedWizard
- BMF
Culture:
- WhyEssEff
- Dort_Owl
- Ulyssus
Foreign Affairs:
- ReadFanon
- 72trillion
- thelastaxolotl
Aviation:
- VILenin
- Dort_Owl
Foreign Trade:
- xiaohongshu
- anarchoilluminati
A list of all the nominations
thelastaxolotl for General Secretary
Edie for Second CPSU Secretary (self)
PorkrollPosadist for GOSPLAN
72trillion for Chairman of the Council of Ministers
Tervell for Red Army (x2)
tactical_trans_karen for Red Army
MarmiteLover123 for Red Army
xiaohongshu for Finance (x2)
happybadger for Agriculture
kristina for Internal Affairs
72Trillion for Foreign Affairs
ReadFanon for Foreign Affairs
thelastaxolotl for Foreign Affairs
Cowbee for Justice
RedWizard for Education
72trillion for Education
BMF for Education
Dort_Owl for Oil and Gas
FunkyStuff for Heavy Industry
sickos for Construction (self)
sexywheat for Railways (self)
Hestia for Shipbuilding (self)
VILenin for Aviation
Dort_Owl for Aviation
21Gramsci for Radio & TV
TankieTanukie for Radio & TV
wombat for Radio & TV
Grebgreb for Radio & TV
RION for Communications
xiaohongshu for Foreign Trade
anarchoilluminati for Foreign Trade (self)
Dort_Owl for Culture (x2)
WhyEssEff for Culture
Ulyssus for Culture
Erika3sis for Nationalities
[wake up]
[find out I’m considered a power user on an obscure leftist forum now]
congrats to you and Er
11·10 days agoThis is one of the reasons I wanted to post it. It seemed like there were some that might not have seen the original (I specifically thought you)
This must be what it feels like to be an Old Bolshevik purged from the party.
Users used to always cite me as the #1 power poster and I guess not anymore and thank god that title gave me anxiety lol, hexbear is my hangout spot not my job.
I motion for the Admins to remove your ability to delete your account or log out. Get back in the posting mines
I’m never getting out of this hole alive.
You are the Karlos Marx to all the heads of state here, a true legacy poster
This is dereliction of duty
I feel like a goddamn Menshevik rn
That’s it, I’m raising my kid as a troskyte
Minister of oil and gas hmm…
So what you’re saying is if I start a fire I could explode this place?
oil (piss) and gas (fart)
Is piss flammable?
everything is flammable with enough heat 🔥
Dort owl wasn’t qualified to be in charge of aviation because they’re a dirty little bird who prefers to hop around on the ground. Disgraceful.
I thought that “Is a pilot” was a slightly better argument than “is owl”
Understandable
I win, no avatar
Ok, I gave you an avatar
Ah fuck
NO ONE grabbed chairman of the committee on state security? Do we not know the Trueanon rules here?! I volunteer for the position!
Never mind I’m seeing @kristina@hexbear.net grabbed minister of internal affairs good lookin out plz don’t purge me
Internal Affairs and State Security are not the same. State Security is better known as KGB.
o7 to the new committee
deleted by creator
My first policy will be Unlimited Genocide on the First World
AM I LOSING MY INFLUENCE
GET KRISTINA ON THE LINE GET THE INTERIOR MINISTRY ON MY SIDE GET ME A DESK AT THE AUDITING COMMISSION
Comrade, I see you are bigender. Report to my office at 0900 sharp to be given the initiation. Bring your best thigh highs.first of all do we have the list of allied generals yet and do we know where we’ll place our barricades cause we’re fucked if this doesn’t work
I edited the bit when I checked your profile. But it must be viscous like uberlube.
If you wanna mod traa I’ll add you lol
lemme in the club hell yea
I’ll add you as a mod but I will not be able to add you to group chat for a week or two a bit indisposed currently.
Oh and make a comment in the megathread for me
Done
Wait shit I think the other politburo members are passing by us in the hall we either gotta drag them into our side or push them into the community bond villain lair’s piranha tank
KURWA JAK MOGŁEM TEGO NIE ZAUWAŻYĆ
JUŻ SIĘ NIE POZBIERAM
you’re a power poster to me!
maybe i’m no longer qualified to be considered a power poster… the though didn’t cross my mind…
Incredible posting if I’m being mainly honest
Who was put in charge of black mold?
I volunteer to be minister of light industry. I’ve been changing all the light bulbs since I was 12 and my father weaponized his incompetence by refusing to flip switches before putting in the new bulb and popping several in the process.
