I thought this was over doubling tariffs on them (and China too for buying Russian oil, surely no bad economic consequences will come out of this) how the fuck did nukes get involved weren’t they sanctioned a ton already? Were those minor enough for the gov to ignore?
They spend five years harping on about how, “Ooh, grr! Chapo sucks!” this, “Chapo sucks” that, and when they finally get their own website, the first thing they do… Is name the site after the podcast they keep telling us they hate! Like c’mon, people!
A shining example of liberty is in the works, take that vuvuzela 
Shielding Children’s Retinas from Egregious Exposure on the Net Act
I FUCKING HATE THIS CONTRIVED BACKRONYM SHIT FUCK EVERY CONGRESSPERSON WHO THINKS THEYRE CLEVER OR QUIRKY WHEN THEY DO IT
fuck it. I could be acting deputy chairperson and kgb chair at the same time if I really wanted to. worked for shelepin.
Also there’s like two to five deputy chairpeople at a time! Their whole deal is that they specialize in different parts of governing!
(Just corrected it dw)
And yet you can’t even stomach even putting me on trial. Look me in the eyes when you send me to the firing range.
Have you even selected a Premier (much less a deputy)? (forgot premier got folded into the chairman of the council of ministers but they still don’t have a deputy, see below) No deputy General Secretary (that’s just the second secretary again, how sloppy ARE we) or Chairperson, do we not even have a line of succession? (kinda but not for the premier?) No one’s in charge of light industry, was that too close to a treats department? WHY IS NO ONE IN CHARGE OF THE KGB?
IF YOU’RE GONNA PURGE ME DONT DELEGATE MY DEATH TO THE POST-GROYPERS, I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE DIGNITY TO WALK UP TO ME WITH AN ICE AXE AND DO IT YOURSELF
Wait shit I think the other politburo members are passing by us in the hall we either gotta drag them into our side or push them into the community bond villain lair’s piranha tank
How much money could I get from moving to France and selling 2000s playboy mags that I carried across the british channel in a speedboat
If we did appoint anyone there they’d get instantly executed by those roving soyjakker bandits
lemme in the club hell yea
first of all do we have the list of allied generals yet and do we know where we’ll place our barricades cause we’re fucked if this doesn’t work
hows richard spencer doing rn btw lmfao
Don’t you “Welcome to Megathread” me. My account came here from a ten year old lib podcast, while your account came here a mere five years ago. Every bit idea and hot take has failed in this thread – but I love it nonetheless. It belongs to me as much as it belongs to you. It’s libs like you who keep the megathread divided, making it that much harder for everyone to crawl out of this post-hog limbo.
AM I LOSING MY INFLUENCE 
GET KRISTINA ON THE LINE GET THE INTERIOR MINISTRY ON MY SIDE GET ME A DESK AT THE AUDITING COMMISSION
Eraserhead (1977)