I was reading a short story where the MC’s friend has a fascination with hyenas and loves to tell people that the female members of the species have penises and are therefore all trans, to which the MC responds “please don’t talk like this around normies”.
I had to immediately check if it was true, and learned that hyenas basically sound like they were created by a furry who’s into femdom and furanari.
How come hierarchy loving Jordan Peterson loves to talk about lobster hierarchies and not hyena’s? What are you so afraid of, JP?


I thought docking was just slipping a guys uncut dick underneath another uncut guy’s foreskin.
yeah entering stuff into the penis is known as sounding
Okay, I know about sounding, but I didn’t think this would count, as female hyenas basically fold up their dicks (which are considered pseudo-penises) so they don’t get in the way while mating.
Some places say female hyenas evolved it as a way of preventing non-consential sex. Does that mean female hyenas are biologically power bottoms? I need to know.