Mounting a bear until he screams.

Find a sub and make them take the age verification photos for you.

At least the poem ends after the first verse this time, because the country’s full of gooners.

That explains why I’m so tense all the time. The ideological enemies of the proletariat are everywhere.

You should be legally allowed to tase anyone who claims electricity can’t be felt.

Scarcity of beanis has to be engineered.

The existence of Joe Biden suggests the existence of Joe Panden.

Captain planet; he’s a hero; gonna take pollution down to a somewhat reasonable level without threatening the survival of the energy sector.

Anyone here for business will be executed as a reactionary.

My phone originally autocorrected “dead” to “drag”, and now I’m disappointed that Goku didn’t also have a drag name.

Well Goku did have a deadname (Kakarot).

You can’t spell Deutschland without anus.

Nazis can burn down the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, but they can’t run away from the truth.

Too late, I’ve already depicted you as the simp and me as the trad.

Why are colleges so woke?

If I were in charge of the school, I’d replace it with a “Crackers are not welcome here” sign out of spite just to see how they react.

“I haven’t boiled enough beans to notice yet”

Are you trying to get yourself banned?

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It wouldn’t surprise me if he had terrible opinions about India. I was just pointing out that shaming people for eating rice with their hands is ridiculous.

Can’t believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.

I’m guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don’t have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.