I was reading a short story where the MC’s friend has a fascination with hyenas and loves to tell people that the female members of the species have penises and are therefore all trans, to which the MC responds “please don’t talk like this around normies”.
I had to immediately check if it was true, and learned that hyenas basically sound like they were created by a furry who’s into femdom and furanari.
How come hierarchy loving Jordan Peterson loves to talk about lobster hierarchies and not hyena’s? What are you so afraid of, JP?


I am sometimes upset when another post jumps in with the odd esoteric knowledge I was planning to share before I get the chance. In this case I’m just glad to see that there are others with as weird a brain as mine.