This is a new kind of theory and I would like to subscribe
“Netlix and chill” but it’s not sex, it’s the chilling effect of realising that white genocide in South Africa has been ongoing for months without anyone bothering to even hear out the victims.
you’re right that is pretty chill
mayocide in the motherland 🫡
Yes, entertainment is and always has been the enemy. The Russian revolution of 1905 famously failed because everyone was too busy standing around the player piano. I think the people of Paris taking Daguerreotype selfies and literally posting them to the barricades also had something to do with the end of the Paris Commune.
“Netflix and chill” but it’s “Netflix and krill” and you feed those big swimmy bois
netflix and kill (slavers)
Oh you want to “cuddle” why don’t you cuddle up to Capital Volume 3 since it’s way more important than sex.
Netflix and Chill
State and Revolution
During the act there must be a remembrance of stalin
During the act there must only be a rememberance of stalin
If you’re not a lib, you’d sucking and fucking Volume 2, like a real Marxist
Fr, snuggling up and reading to your partner or being read to by your partner is like…absolutely top tier
I unfortunately don’t have a girlfriend to do this with… but I do have access to leftist theory as audiobooks and I have a teddy bear who gives the best cuddles… and likes to be sectarian and accuse me of not being communist enough. But then, can’t really expect much different from a 🐼, it’d be weird if he wasn’t a Maoist, and it’d be weird if a Maoist wasn’t at least a little bit of a sectarian crank. He’s lucky he’s cute. I put up with it for the hugs.
And bottom tier too
Its wholesome tier. Talk to your partners about your cuddle fetishes folks.
How about “Netflix and chili” and we make a big pot of super spicy three bean chili.
Why stop at three beans
I usually eat between 40 amd 50 beans in a bowl. Three is far too few
netflix and chill but it’s actually jellyfin and i can’t pay the heating bill
Or the chilling effect that excessive slop has on being a human, not that I would know anything about either.
netflix and chill but the chilling part is the ritualistic human sacrifice after the movie
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Cw for sui thanks