soon the only tourists will be fans of fallout: new vegas. because of woke

“we totally could put up some beach chairs up here”

“”“”““most people prefer their private healthcare””“”“”"

The dark souls of bingo sheets

just use crew members from a lava planet

I feel you. I am saving the 2 other films in Edgar Wrights conetto trilogy for a rainy day

Luigi

can they do the 0% death combo

but who did they main

💣︎✌︎😐︎☜︎
✌︎💣︎☜︎☼︎✋︎👍︎✌︎

☝︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎

✌︎☝︎✌︎✋︎☠︎

Me joining ICE and then immediately sabotaging everything until I am fired:

Nooooooo

I knew this was coming but damn this guy was so cool

roy. the cooler one

the avatar cycle goes from Male --> Female --> Male --> Female.

this is not a retcon, she’s just trans and avatar has gone woke

Light Yagami ass logic

MLK reportedly was an outdoor cat person

worst change of mario kart world is there’s no way to exclaim your using tilt controls

“we must make sure that all the same vulnerabilities that would allow someone to escape. As seen from the movie esxape from alcatraz, still exist, or no funding will be granted”

how are you feeling? kind of under the weather? like you’ve got the flu? that would be the Ricin I gave you

feeling cute, might defecate through a sunroof later