Diddler on the roof
I hate myself for not coming up with this one. God dammit.
Call me nostalgic but not long ago the president wandering around on the roof of the white house and when he’s asked what he’s doing he screams ‘NUCLEAR WEAPONS’ would have caused the stock market to collapse
Believe it or not, bullish.
There’s a dang cheeto
inon the white house.Wandering around aimlessly is a sign of dementia
or a new yorker
it’s not surprising that the city that never sleeps suffers from dementia 😔
DO A FLIP
I do this at work when i’m depressed, too. Safety never goes all the way to the roof unless they have to so i can take my hard hat off and stare into the void
“Do a backflip!”Dang, we don’t have any Bender emotes.
GODDAMN IT ANDOR! TAKE THE BLOODY SHOT!!
Waiting for his lover to return from the sea.
She sits by her window. She sips at her tea. She waits for her love, To return from the sea. Her suitors come calling. She watches the tides, And all the while Violet bides.This reminds me of when I used to think bolded words in comic text were supposed to be strung together into secret messages
House of Leaves induced brainworms
One of my favorite writing styles in the world was fan translations of Jojo where every fifth term would be put in quotation marks, like (to use a made-up example):
Vespucci is using his “ballpoint pen” to shift the “center of gravity” of the “boat!” I need to “eat” some of these “canned sardines” to control the “distribution of weight.”
I don’t know why it was written this way. It might be to indicate that they were using English there (some translations do that, but this one never noted it) or maybe Araki’s use of punctuation really is that unhinged.
I think it’s just supposed to be emphasis, just weirdly translated.
That could be verbatim Jojo text and I wouldn’t be able to prove you wrong.
I’ve gotta make the most of my brainrot
En el muelle de San Blas 🎼🎶🎵
Brandy, you’re a fine girl
You’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Such a fine girl
But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea
DoDooDoDooooDo
Change Brandy to Brandon
I think this is related to him doing renovations on the White House. There was some talk about building a new expansion on the White House (a ball room?). In boomer logic, you have to stand on top of the roof to envision a new construction project. He yelled something to the press about spending his own money to benefit the country. I’m not sure why the press was there.
It’s a funny pic, but it’s definitely pretty normal “boomer doing home renovations” behavior.
Makes perfect sense and yeah, they’re adding a huge new ballroom that deforms the White House like a tumor on a rat.
“I’d love to just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great”
The Brandoning
TFW you are becoming Joe Biden.
He kinda like me. Just wants to climb up top and look at a thing
