OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]
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13·6 days agoThe entire plot is Americans trying to kill each other
Already have that. It’s called The Purge series
39·7 days agoFuck this “Class of 1999” ass, “Torment Nexus” ass future.
5·8 days agoI didn’t expect this movie to be relevant but here we are. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_2000
Then again, sex dolls have existed for a while now.
So is this it? Is this the start of the Sanctuary Districts a la DS9?
2·12 days agoThat was a month ago. Usually they die closer in date to each other.
Turns out this time, it was Hulk Hogan.
Came here to check.
Rest in piss Hulk Hogan.
Don’t know how you could have forgotten to post this gem:
Shit. Celebrities usually die in 3’s.
So place your bets on who’s next.
22·21 days agoLol, I read that as “Fantastic. What now?”
8·22 days agoSorry to be off topic here, but there is a current version of Superman that takes him totally back to his roots of opposition to societal oppression: https://readallcomics.com/category/absolute-superman/
A Krypton stratified by strict class division (the ‘S’ stands for the worker class, the lowest class on Krypton). Kal-El actually grew up with his birth parents - Kal is about 10 -12 years old when Krypton explodes. Jor-El and Lara both class traitors, exiled from the science class to the worker class and fight for their fellow workers. Once Kal-El reaches Earth he barely spends time with the Kents, while helping workers around the world.
So far, Absolute Superman has been a trip to read.
Don’t forget about Philly Cheesesteaks and Amish Fried Chicken.
Ughhhhhhhhhhh fuck.
God, according to WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt:
I am also praying for something very funny to happen tomorrow.
Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed “Christian”, forgetting about Matthew 15:11.
11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.
Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2
15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”
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