I’m begging you, please stop asking me about Epstein. You want me to bomb Iran? I’ll do it. Look over here. I’m getting the bomb out. I’m arresting Obama. Tariffs? 6000% tariff on everyone.
Iran is still going on about negotiations eh
They’ll shrewdly recognize America is the great satan and then they’ll turn around and try to engage in diplomacy…with that satan
ChatGPT is making all the political decisions looks like
Time to hypersonic a carrier.
Trump should threaten to fine Netflix $1 billion dollars plus IRS audits of all their top execs unless they give him a one hour “TRIGGERED” standup comedy special…
“Fake News CNN should immediately fire their phony “reporter” and apologize to me and the great pilots who “OBLITERATED” Iran’s nuclear sites. CNN is a major ratings loser, as is MSDNC!” he added, referring to a previous CNN report citing a US intelligence assessment which said Iran’s nuclear program was only set back by “months.”
Iran: “Whelp, better move the contents of our targets into hatchbacks and park them in random parking lots around the country again”
Trump: “HOW DID THEY KNOW?!?? THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A LEAK FROM OBAMA!”
Really hope the rumors about Chinese anti air to Iran are true
There’s no way that even if they did buy some, they wouldn’t be ready for a second round this quickly. Hopefully Trump chickens out
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