When going through TSA, passengers will soon be allowed to “self scan” their luggage, and determine by themselves if their bags contain any explosives or firearms.
Critics are praising this announcement as another genius way to reduce government inefficiency and spending
Also there is a button that if you press it, calls over an associate to search your butthole and strip your clothes off
Sir, this is the fifth time you have pushed the button.
Damn, I was excited about the concept of a completely AI TSA instead.
I wanted my pant leg to be hallucinated as a China Lake.
[beep] [beep] [beep] automatic rifle and semtex detected - pleas
ssssshhhhhhh it’s okay
so uuhhhhhhh does this mean I’ll be able to kinda pick my bag up when it’s being weighed in order to make sure it gets checked as “under fifty pounds”?
c/fakenews
Scanning through $10k in unmarked bills as a kilo of bananas
