“Boomer guitarslop” if it’s from the 70s
GOOD post
I myself am quite a prog guitarslop enjoyer.
I’m partial to '90s industrialslop and old school deathslop
starting a band called “deathslop” rn
If you can do the slam/goregrind distorted pig squeals (and/or serenades to brie cheese), I think it could work
Edit:
M̵̛̠̞̥̟̥̹̤̏͌̀̃̈̊͘͜Y̴̡̥͖̰̺̊̓̾̂̅͝͠ͅ ̴͖̪̓̒̈́̃͑͘S̶̢̡̡̮̯͔̃̽̂̔͂͗̇̋͒̂͝ͅN̶͚̭̣͌̔O̶̧̢͎̝̦͙̬̞̳͂̓̆̃̒̕͠Ư̷̢̹̩̩̬͕̩̝̙̮̒̓̈̽̆͐̑̕Ṱ̵̨̛͈̼̫͐͂̒̆͠͝ ̵̡̭̣̹͕͎̞̂͊͑ͅḊ̸̡̗̲̥͚̳̼̹̦͚̔Ẽ̵̗̎͜Š̴̮͖͎̲̳̞́̉͂̌͒̃̄̈́͊̕C̶̡̹͇̬̳̍̃͂̀͝ͅͅE̴̳͙̍̇̄̒̽Ņ̸̧̲̖̤̙̗͔̮̹͂̏̅́̎̈̃̍̅̂̐͜D̵̛͔̣͈̹̰͓̥̳̙̥̲̓̀̓̅̊̑͑̉͘S̴͚̪̼̫̹̩̠̥̽̈͋͊́̀͂
I do love my boomer societycore guitarslop (Pink Floyd) and villain-coded nerdcore guitarslop (King Crimson)
and my dancecore slam guitarslop (King Crimson, but in the 80s’)
certified G3 moment
when I went to college in the states I told someone I don’t like music by white people with guitars and made enemies
When a mf says something so emophobic you gotta hit them with the americ
anfootball stare
Sad Breakfast que lo hicieron primero y mejor, devuelve la mirada
great bit, millenial guitarslop is my favorite genre
Personally I’m looking forward to like 15 years from now when everyone has stopped calling everything “slop”
This post is slopslop.
I unironically think that referring to everything as slop radiated outwards from here and trueanon.
Insinuate that drummers are incredibly violent and dangerous because they love to hit things.
People already refer to those big blues bends that are held out forever and don’t quite hit the target note as “boomer bends” so it’s just the next logical evolution.
you just made an enemy for life
what about acid jazz
All jazz subgenres are either guitarslop, keyslop or hornslop depending on which instrument takes the lead most of the time. Vibraphones count as keyslop. If no one stands out in particular it’s instrumentslop.
Instrumentslop can be further divided into elevatorcore if it’s simple and egomaxxing if it’s not
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
surely ska punk is hornslop
What’s Gershwin? (Egomaxxing I guess)
Hippieslop
That’s the Grateful Dead, Phish
classical music is Deritive Pianoslop
I say classical music is violinslop or fluteslop.
Used to unironically think this way when i was like 11
Most music is DAWslop smh
“guitarshit” is also acceptable
Beckon the call, beckon the call
Beckon the call, beckon the call
Beckon the call, beckon the call
Beckon the call, beckon the callI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I mean this is basically what they do with classical music. Everyone between Monteverdi and Shostakovitch (or Byzantine chant to Williams, even) is one genre.
