Ma’am that’s just one chotomy

Chickenhawk is the word you’re looking for

Doesn’t even have to be radioactive either, I’m also weak to normal rocks thrown at my face

That’s when a wizard sent them to the Mirror Realm as punishment

I’m sorry but the genocide will stop

This nothing that happened will be remembered for centuries

“Stan” has a weird message because it seems to be about the dangers of parasocial relationships and celebrity worship, but then Eminem really does write him back and seems genuinely interested in his personal life, so the moral of the story is actually that Stan should have just kept stanning

Can’tturd

The problems are bad but their causes are very good

Nokia 1209

It’s a joke from the movie Airplane.

“Surely you can’t be serious?”

“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley”

Capital was using him as a human shield

Big penis

I think it was his wife, she mauled him

It’s just Netanyahu bro pls bro if only we get Netanyahu out of there Israel will be nice and good I promise bro please it’s just that one guy bro he just keeps getting elected for some reason please bro

Can’t speak for this example in particular, but they definitely do believe that. That’s why they think “there was never a state of Palestine” is a good argument for Zionism. The lines on the ground matter more to them than the rights of the people who lived there.

He’s also “better at the economy” because every republican is just inherently “better at the economy”, whatever that means.