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Didn’t Zuck want to fight Elon Musk?
I mean, I agree. Then maybe that problem will solve itself.hockey is legal so shrugs
Breaking News: Amazon employee and workers rights activist challenged Killgore Union-Strangler to a fight to the death and lost.
As proof they signed a contract with an official notary present, Mr. Fraudsalot McBribe.
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I feel like we need to bring dueling back.
I think though, just as a fair fight, the loser gets to live. Fisticuffs. Or idk. But maybe like lethal, sometimes. How fucking sweet would it be to challenge ben shapiro to a sword fight? I would go with fighting irons, but that’s just how I am.
Polish sabers… I want to cut him to ribbons
I think it’s an Oregon… not sure. But there’s a state that lets Consenting adults participate in a fist fight as long as a police officer referees it
In the US Mutual Combat is mostly legal in Washington and Texas, but not to the death
Lotta shining intellects in here debating a fucking meme
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Not every duel was to the death. Bring back sword duels to first blood.
Something something WWIi german aristocracy something something
Honestly, just giving everyone one free face punch per year would be a good start.
And punches don’t count if you hit a Nazi.
Those should earn you additional punches
Were there other steps between first blood and death? Surrender I guess?
I believe Hamilton had a 10 step approach to duels to the death. There were about 9 stages of varying surrenders and draws leading up to the death.
This is a misinterpretation of “Ten Duel Commandments”, which does not mention a 10-step nor a 9-stage approach for the duel itself, but the process of setting it up, of which at any point one may chicken out. The segment’s formulation of the process as ten points (which I’ll reproduce here from Wikipedia) is original but apparently does nicely sum up the rules:
- Demand satisfaction. No dueling is necessary if they apologize.
- If they do not apologize, choose someone to act as your second, your lieutenant.
- Have your seconds negotiate a resolution, or the location and date for the duel.
- If a duel is settled, choose your weapons and have a doctor present.
- Duel before dawn.
- Write a note for your next of kin.
- Confess your sins.
- Once again, have your seconds attempt to negotiate peace.
- Aim no higher than the dueler’s eye.
- Count ten paces, then fire.
OK bubba. Please learn how to formulate your own thought instead of AI.
But in your hubris to correct me with Wikipedia, you forgot about the musical Hamilton…
i’m not using AI 😭 your comment makes it sound like the duel itself and not the preparation has nine stages, and that it only stops with death when they just fire
I’m a bit confused about your second paragraph. I am talking about Ten Duel Commandments from the musical Hamilton. The list is Wikipedia’s summary of the number/song.
I think that would just be modern fencing. You use something that hurts but doesn’t draw blood.
I’ve fenced with blunted rapiers, that’s just a sport. No i think the danger has to be real to count, with proper swords, type to be either agreed upon by both parties or even better run what ya brung, and have at it. Combatants might yet be mortally wounded, but it’s not a predetermined outcome.
That’s less than first blood
This totally did sort of used to happen but only for rich people. Juries would often acquit the wealthy for dueling because when they did it, it was seen as honoring a tradition.
No money or land though? Then you just were brawling.
in my mind this falls under bodily autonomy. people have the right to consent to anything being done to their body or not, but also that consent can be given or rescinded at any time. its unethical to legislate away our ability to consent to be shot or stabbed or bludgeoned or killed or whatever, and the person carrying that out shouldnt be punished at all for participating in consensual acts.
i think society in general just gets the ick from the idea of people consenting to things being done to their body that they personally dont understand or would never want and tries to stop it to satisfy their own feelings. we see this applied to all kinds of things like abortion, body modification, drug use, suicide, gender transition, sex acts, sexual partners, etc. its pretty patronizing and only causes additional harm to people seeking those things out without really doing anything to meaningfully stop them.
hopefully at some point in the future human culture will be able to internalize bodily autonomy as an inherent personal right. we’re on the road but we’ve been hitting a few bumps lately…
people have the right to consent to anything being done to their body or not, but also that consent can be given or rescinded at any time.
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Challenge someone to a duel
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Pistols at dawn
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The instant they fire, yell out “I don’t consent to this!”
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Die anyway
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They go to jail for murder
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I think this is too individualistic of a framing for something that has a real cost to the community and society as a whole. Even putting aside the moral problems with you killing yourself and leaving your family, there’s also a legal issue with you abandoning your dependents.
If a father goes and gets himself killed in a duel he’s not just harming himself, he’s harming both the children and mother of the children who depend on him.
And on a grander scale society has taken care of you for many moments in your life and it is only fair that you contribute back to the society that raised you.
Whether you like it or not you have certain duties to society and society has a legitimate interest in preventing you from getting out of those obligations by killing yourself.
thats a pretty naive perspective that ignores the reality of suicide. people are going to do it anyway, whatever you or anyone else thinks. removing options for people in that situation just worsens the harm to people around them and society as a whole, because no one is prepared and they can only do it in an inconvenient place/way. its always a surprise that people have to deal with suddenly, rather than something with established procedures and norms. your position is basically “they shouldnt because its hard messy so we’ll make it really hard and messy to disuade them”. its a circular argument that serves no one.
My argument isn’t we shouldn’t do it because it’s hard and messy, it’s that we shouldn’t do it because it irrevocably harms the community and society so the community and society has a right to try and stop it.
It does serve people, if that father fails the suicide attempt or gets busted by the cops before he can duel, then we can put him in treatment and try and help him out which can keep him alive and supporting his family. If we just throw our hands up and say “you do you” and he gets himself killed for sure then there’s no helping him or his family.
Your seems like an argument against having laws against anything then. Yeah people are going to do crimes, that doesn’t mean we as a society shouldn’t try and dissuade them from doing it.
If you go by this logic why shouldn’t we have ash trays in bars? Sure we as a society think smoking in bars is a nuisance, but some people are going to do it any way so why make it messier and more complicated for them? Should we not even have laws in place banning smoking indoors?
Laws and rules also have a normative function as well. An indoor smoking ban isn’t really enforced by the state, and not even by the bartender as much, it’s enforced by everyone at the bar who understands it’s a nuisance and will yell at you if you do it. We as a society shame those who break the rules, and we should be shaming people who do extremely selfish acts like suicide or dueling. If it were allowed and normal more people would engage in these acts as there’s less of a cost to them.
this is such a false equivalence argument its painful. cigarette smoke materially harms others directly. subjecting someone to your cigarette smoke violates their bodily autonomy unless they consent to breathe your second hand smoke and take on the associated harms. someone committing suicide doesnt harm anyone directly. youre saying them dying is bad for the people in their life because they support them so they should be pressured to stay alive and be actively prevented from dying so they can continue to provide benefit to others.
thats literally the argument pro lifers use against abortion. women revoking their material support of their unborn child in most cases leads to its death, so they argue women should be forced to carry it to term, violating their bodily autonomy. youre arguing the same thing for people who want to die. their life benefits others who may die or be worse off without them so they should be compelled to continue existing against their will.
fuck that. anyone who argues that position is on the slippery slope to supporting slavery. you dont get to sacrifice peoples bodily autonomy because it might be good for fucking society. youre fucking wrong and nothing you can say will convince me such a callous position is right. people have the right to die if they choose to, and people like you make exercising that right worse for everyone.
For abortion I wouldn’t argue a fetus is a part of society. If you deny it care then I have no problem with that. If you deny a child care though that’s neglect and we as a society should step in to ensure that child gets a good upbringing. Same with child support, if we’re going for the full libertarian personal freedom principle then a deadbeat dad has no obligation to his children and should be free to abandon them. His actions aren’t directly physically harming the child so he should be able to do what he wants.
Abandoning your child is shunting your responsibilities and putting real costs on society .
anyone who argues that position is on the slippery slope to supporting slavery.
Do you recognize any case where societal duty trumps bodily autonomy or is that always a slippery slope to slavery?
I think that moral view is too value hierarchical and Deontological, reliant on rules, such as bodily autonomy always trumps societal duty.
While this is true in a lot of cases, such as drug use and abortion, there are some cases where it isn’t. One of them pertaining directly to slavery is the civil war. How does Lincoln end slavery without violating the bodily autonomy of millions of men to fight a war with the south? If we follow the rule that bodily autonomy trumps societal duty then a draft can never be justified, and then the north loses the war and my ancestors are enslaved for way longer then they needed to be.
Of course a draft is not always justified, we shouldn’t be violating the bodily autonomy of millions of men to fight communists in vietnam. This is where deontology fails as the ethics of something like a draft are based more on the specifities of the case rather then any general rule or hierarchy of values.
This is where a more dialectical approach to ethics is valuable. We can recognize the values of bodily autonomy and societal duty in tension. They are in conversation and sometimes one is more relevant to the situation while other times the other value is.
So in the case of suicide we can look at the harm it’s doing to society against the value of bodily autonomy. If that person has no societal value or obligations, say a retired person, then sure there bodily autonomy can be more important and they should be able to kill themselves. But if there value to society and there dependents and obligations are greater then I say there can be cases where societal duty trumps bodily autonomy.
you dont get to sacrifice peoples bodily autonomy because it might be good for fucking society.
Just curious, what’s your position on vaccinations?
vaccines are great and awesome and i wish there were more and i could get them. no one is being forced against their will to get vaccinated. people who refuse for nonmedical reasons are a danger to others, directly, not in some hypothetical society might be better off way. just like someone else who brought up smoking which also harms others directly. they should be barred from certain places for not getting them yeah. that doesnt violate their bodily autonomy. they can choose not to they just wont be able to do certain things or go certain places because they are a danger to others. you can choose to smoke you just wont be allowed to do it where you will hurt people.
i think the issue with consent is that when power imbalences are involved, it becomes very hard to tell if it is actually present.
like someone whose needs are not met can be pressured into giving consent for things they do not actually consent to, in exchange for what they need most.
we really need to make sure that everyone is provided for and social power imbalences aren’t too big, to make consent actually work.
Power is generally best off dissolved anyway.
There’s not a realistic chance of that happening. There is a realistic chance of consent laws being changed to allow very easy access to assisted suicide and other things. One is a minor change to existing law, the other is a complete transformation of society. One belongs in real-world discussions of governmental policy, the other in political theory. When discussing the very real problems with consent and power imbalance in our real world, “just dissolve all power,” is not a serious solution.
“Dissolve all power” is a good answer to the question, “what would an ideal society look like?” It’s a very poor answer to, “how do we avoid coercion in our medical aid in dying programs?”
This doesn’t really have anything to do with what you said, other than some assumptions you seem to be making that I’d like to push back on. Mostly, just the idea that things will continue to work the way they have in the future. Which they will not. We are in full-blown collapse right now, and there are NO policy changes that will make a lasting impact or can stop it from happening.
I just don’t find building castles in the sky to be particularly productive. Will our environmental crises require major reforms to society? Yes. But if you think a climate crisis is the ideal time to finally produce the socialist utopia you dream of, you’re insane. Crises like these historically lead to totalitarianism and reduced social mobility.
If your analysis doesn’t start with, “let’s start at the current state of the world and see how we can reform it,” you’re not being productive. We’ve been in this civilization game for 10,000 years. No one gets to start fresh with a blank slate. This is a relay race.
You’re right, but you’re also missing my point. The time to be productive is long past. There is no reforming our way out of this. We will experience the worst possible scenario before any of this gets any better. It is far more productive to learn and practice resilience at this point.
If an ideal socialist utopia is produced, it won’t be something that any of us ever see, and we need to start getting a lot more comfortable with that idea, while also recognizing that none of it ever gets better without us right now learning the right things.
Sure, and there’s not a realistic chance of reducing emissions to the point humanity avoids extinction either.
We have to destroy capitalism anyway if we want our grandchildren to have a chance at survival. Why not abolish other involuntary hierarchies while we’re at it?
This all or nothing thinking is generally counterproductive to actual progress.
I think it is necessary to have some limitations to avoid people being pressured or coerced into ‘consenting’ to things they really shouldn’t. Because otherwise you’re going to get scenarios where it’s rather dubious to imagine someone really sincerely consented to getting killed.
Consider something like Squid Game. Every participant joined the games voluntarily, at least on paper. They’re even given the opportunity to leave, only for many of them to come back because their lives in poverty are that bad, and they have families who need the money, need it so badly that they’ll take such an extreme risk. So is that consent? Should that be a legal form of dueling? Or is the entire message of the show that it very much shouldn’t be?
i think the message there is society and capitalism are fucking evil. they put those people in those terrible situations and then took advantage of their desperation. obviously the answer is no, they were coerced by a callous system that took everything from them right up to the end.
That’s precisely it though, we do live in a society, and as long as that’s the case, society needs some guardrails against abuse.
We also don’t do this, because it will lead to people agreeing to be killed for money. Also you’d need everybody involved to undergo a mental evaluation. We wouldn’t want manipulable people bring killed for sport. Because let’s not kid ourselves, that would absolutely happen. And so we just don’t allow it at all.
Yeah, think about it this way, if you were suicidal, but you knew that there was some rich dude that loved killing people, and watching them scream in terror as their life drained from their body, but would pay you, or pay your family, like a quarter of a million dollars to torture you to death…
That’s like a win-win, right?
You’re taking care of your family, you’re killing yourself, some dude gets his rocks off, everyone walks away happy.
No! That’s an abhorrent thing, and it should not be allowed to happen, but it definitely would happen if this were made a law.
Most people who survive a suicide attempt are very happy they did. Suicidal ideation should not be promoted, it’s a mental health emergency. Also, what you will see even more often is people being bullied into a situation like that. This is really a situation with minuscule to no benefits and enormous potential for harm, so I really don’t get why people argue for it. Bodily autonomy yes, very sick people should be allowed to end their lives on their terms. I absolutely agree with that. Anything else is just bullshit.
another example of capitalism/society causing harm and people ascribing that harm to the response rather than the system that pushed people to be desperate enough to be killed for money. but you know that already fucking happens. life insurance fraud is a thing. people take out huge life insurance plans then go find a way to die that looks like an accident to support someone else. but sure allowing people to consent to die would be the real problem.
I think a solid middle ground could be notarized, witnessed contracts for ensuring the consensuality of dueling/bodily harm.
Since if someone asks to be killed they can’t exactly confirm that consent after the fact y’know?
It’s difficult, because consent can be revoked at any time. So you could sign a contract em and then revoke consent (or others could use this to void the contract).
This is why, in many countries with euthanasia laws, euthanasia is assisted suicide in the literal sense as well; the person dying needs to physical pull the trigger.
Consent requires someone to be of sound mind though. Someone can’t consent to sex when they’re drunk. I would argue that there are some activities where simply consenting to them is demonstration of mental malady or incapacity. A rational and mentally well person would not consent to have themselves voluntarily killed by a serial killer. If you post an ad offering to let someone literally tear you to pieces, you’re clearly not of sound mind. Now, I’m not in favor of punishing people for surviving an attempted suicide, but I am perfectly fine punishing people who would take advantage of mentally unwell suicidal people by getting them to consent to all sorts of horrible and lethal things.
It’s different in the case of medically assisted suicide that the person is not irrational. Someone of perfectly sound and rational mind can recognize that a slow, painful, and humiliating death is worse than a quick and painless one. If religion weren’t a factor, most people with diagnosis like Alzheimers or painful untreatable cancers would end up going that route.
Everything else aside, duels were basically always linked to ‘honor’ and the accompanying societal pressure. As soon as you get duels back on the table as an option for ‘conflict settlement’, your ‘consent’ is very much under pressure by the societal expectations.
People in the past did not go duelling because they really liked duelling or wanted to die, but because it was the only way to reclaim your ‘honor’ in society. That is really not a culture anybody should want coming back.
i think society in general just gets the ick from the idea of people consenting to things being done to their body that they personally dont understand or would never want and tries to stop it to satisfy their own feelings. we see this applied to all kinds of things like abortion, body modification, drug use, suicide, gender transition, sex acts, sexual partners, etc.
These are not all the same thing. Drug use costs society, not just the drug user. Bridge/train jumpers are some of the most selfish people out there; forcing your suicide onto an unrelated driver is the epitome of an asshole move.
Your body your choice is right, but that stops right at the line where it crosses over into other peoples lives.
My point being, duels to the death very easy to argue against simply because of the societal cost of managing them, while completely ignoring any so called ‘ick factor’ it may or may not have on the majority of people.
Would you be one the people to sign up for body cleaning duty? Would you be happy paying taxes for the dueling arena where it is impossible to prove that there was consent the whole time, every time?
all of the negatives youre talking about are because society prevents people from ending their lives or taking drugs or dueling each other in convenient and responsible places/ways. if we gave people the right to end their lives gracefully, in proximity to services to deal with their body after the fact, train jumpers wouldnt be a thing. youre just seeing the harm i was talking about and ascribing it to the act itself.
Uh huh. And who pays for the medical bills after someone gets shot in the spine and decides they no longer want to ‘consent’ to this farce of an idea?
You can’t rescind consent after the fact.
Oddly Texas and Oregon both allow adults to have an altercation if they consent, but you are not allowed to kill them.
I get your saying more generally, but technically that would be true in every state, that’s basically what boxing is
So what about suicide assistance for people without any sort of illness?
How do you feel about bodily autonomy if the person is choosing to die at 18 just because they don’t want to work 9 to 5 and believe they’ll never be rich, and that alone makes them want to end it?
what so we should force them into wage slavery because we think we know whats best for them? yeah people should be allowed to end their life if they want regardless of what others think about it. no matter what you or anyone thinks thats always an option. you act like society has any say in the matter but its functionally impossible to stop someone from killing themself without constant monitoring and physical restraint, and even then a motivated person will find a way. better to give people an acceptable and dignified way/place to end things if they choose.
If every dual ended with at least one dead - as opposed to incapacitated - then it’d probably be fine. The problems as I see it is that it can be both extremely easy and ridiculously difficult to kill someone. If you just wing the opposition do you then have to finish them? What if they’re left a vegetable - who pays to keep the machine on; or do you pop back to the hospital and complete the job at a later date?
ITT: Witness the decline of American civilization and the return to barbarism under the guise of freedom to do shit.
Let me make a counter argument with just two words: Peer pressure.
People can be peer pressured into having sex, does that mean we should make sex illegal?
More people are going to give free, enthousiastic, clear-headed, ongoing consent to sex than to losing a lethal duel, but does that mean we should go after the ones that do?
And even if such willingness were a sign in and of itself that someone isn’t clear-headed, would it make more sense to ban the practice than to offer proper mental care and general material support to people considering it?
Do you think we should make suicide illegal?
“People can be peer pressured into both lethal dueling and sex, therefore they’re equivalent” is not a valid argument.
And even if such willingness were a sign in and of itself that someone isn’t clear-headed, would it make more sense to ban the practice than to offer proper mental care and general material support to people considering it?
Do you think we should make suicide illegal?
Again, lethal dueling and suicide are not equivalent. Someone deciding for themselves that they’re going to end their own life…if it’s something they’ve thought about and planned (as opposed to an impulsive attemps, which are 95% of actual suicides), there’s no realistic way to stop it. Dueling involves killing someone else , my man.
lol what no wtf why are you looking for a loophole to kill peeps, you murder hobo
Maybe he’s looking for a loophole to die?
So… I have thoughts on this, there is a reason the heyday of formal dueling went away.
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The concept that ones honor was an intangable part of ones person is not as guarded as it was in the 1790s.
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We know how to make not shit guns.
The point of the formal duel was to stand your ground against the risk of being hurt, not to purpously maim your opponent. This only worked because smooth bore pistols could be weilded by the common man, and they were unlikely to hit the other person (even if you were practiced). The other part was having your second negotiate with the other party on your behalf and waiting a full day at a minimum before any actions were taken (other than making arrangments for arms, a venue and hopefully a doctor).
This whole process would simply not work in [current year] because none of the societal factors are in place. People would not patiently wait 24 hours before taking action, honor is not ascribed to be part of ones person these days, and guns work… they shoot where you point them (so skill is a much bigger factor now than luck, which defeats the purpous).
I so wish as a society we had a conflict resolver that fit a similar role, but thats pure fantasy.
Well, to be fair, we know how to make both good guns and shit guns. We didn’t forget how to make crap guns; we just stopped making them. If we really wanted to, we could probably make deliberately poor guns intended just for dueling. We could make low-powered inaccurate guns. Make them low powered so that a lucky shot directly to the aorta would kill someone, but even a shot right in the center of mass won’t be lethal. And the low accuracy ensures a low chance of a critical hit.
Now, there are bigger problems with the idea, as you note. But at least the firearms issue would be perfectly solvable through the manufacture of special dueling pistols.
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