He is so very, very very clearly fucking dead. He’s dead. The guy is not alive. Mitch McConnell is ACTIVELY IN HELL, RIGHT THIS SECOND. I said that as a fact BEFORE the lying machine informed me that he was FUCKING COVERED UP when they wheeled him out on a stretcher. That information makes me believe there is an actual negative chance that mitch McConnell’s body presently contains his own blood
For some reason I feel possessed by the spirit of liberalism and im just so aghast that this lie is so obvious and yet every rules nerd watching is just like “ah but that’s the rules, though.” Like ahhhhhhhh holy shit
I like to think he is alive and fully conscious but unable to move while he is in excruciating pain that inflames every part of his body and makes every second of his continued existence actually experienced hell on earth.
i too like to believe justice exists
So how often are you talking at the LLMs these days? I notice you mention them a lot
Like this specific instance was me typing in “mitch McConnell’s dead as shit, isn’t he” and it tried to argue because I guess they really want it to not claim living politicians are dead or something, and I was basically like “nuh uh he’s dead” in an angry way (sometimes it gets it to recant its position) and it spurted out the bit about the stretcher being covered up. I guess i could have learned that from watching the video 🤷♂️
I google a lot of shit and that hasn’t really increased or decreased, I’ve just stopped adding -reddit and parsing through forum conversation for shit if the information presented to me seems like it isn’t made up. All in single instance incognito chrome tabs so it’s not keeping conversational context or anything (i think people going 10000s of words into a single instance where it tries to “remember” all that shit is a large driver of them giving really fucked up outputs) and so that I can tell myself I’m minimizing the utility of the data my use gives Google. Any “talking to” an LLM i’ve done has generally been in the form of me having a weird question/idea/phrasing and wanting to see how it reacts to it (which, every time i engage in that way, I really feel i should be paid for because I’m basically doing QA shit for free) either out of curiosity for the question or to better familiarize myself with the LLM and how it works and responds differently to different phrasings (i.e. me figuring out that just going “oh come on” causes it to go off the guard rails most of the time)
The only reasons I even mention it as the source of whatever info i’m discussing at the time is 1) so that the information can be taken with the grain of salt that it needs and 2) as a reminder to both myself and others that the machine tells lies. I know it does!
But yeah i guess I’m doing it a lot and if it annoys you, you’re not alone, my partner doesn’t like it either. But like I said, I google a lot of shit and I did so before they put the lying machine into the search browser, so subjectively I feel like I have this fun experience where I learn something by essentially the same path as I used to but it’s bad because it’s a socially disapproved of source
Ah, but there’s no rule that says a senator has to be alive!
They are going to keep him on life support and replace him with AI, and the supreme court will allow it.
I’m not a ameroid so I’m not super familiar but why is this decrepit ghoul so important? Why does it matter so much if he’s dead or not?
For some reason he’s been the archlich architect of the Republicans ghoulishness but also I guess the governor of Kentucky can straight up appoint a replacement and, you guessed it, they’re a Democrat!
The Kentucky republicans passed a state law in 2024 saying “no he can’t” but that law conflicts with their own constitution so IMO it’s very much a “yes he can”
Beshear will say something like “well I can’t go against KY law. What if Republicans ever tried to screw Democrats? We have to meet in the middle.”
What if Republicans ever tried to screw Democrats?
While they are hiding a dead senator lol
Oh yeah exactly
Mitch McConnel’s getting the Terri Schiavo treatment.
Imagine being Lindsey Graham and they just announce you died straight away, whilst they’re trying to turn McConnell into a fucking myth so he can never truly die.
it’s only because KY governor is a Democrat. South Carolina is a Republican gov so they arent worried about that seat.
Mitch McConnell will be buried in a tomb mound and resurrected at the end of days for the final battle with the adversary of all that is good and true.
They are gonna bury him in his mound with all of his staff, so they can pass anti LGBT laws in the afterlife
How did i not even think of the discrepancy
Family Response: His wife, Elaine Chao, was traveling in China at the time of the transport. Her spokesperson publicly stated that McConnell’s health condition “did not warrant an immediate return to the U.S.”
HE’S FUCKING DEAD. AND HIS WIFE HATES HIM, LOL
the rich and powerful don’t marry for love
According to the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics, until we check Mitch is both alive and not alive
It does not seem a good idea cuck on politics and live others dreams. Better be a player on this matter
Schrodinger’s Mitch.
It really is the theater of the absurd. Every bit of it, honestly
Lack of Siren Urgency: The neighbor who filmed the transport noted that emergency responders worked quickly and efficiently but did not appear panicked. When the ambulance departed the neighborhood, it did not activate its emergency sirens
HE’S GONE
But what would they gain from hiding his death? He’s as replaceable as any shitty senator.
This is all results from my consultation with the magic lying conch, but my present understanding is if he’s dead TODAY, the governor, a Democrat, could appoint a replacement at his leisure. The republicans, evil ghouls who have openly utilized lawfare for decades now while the Democrats pretend bipartisanship exists, passed a law in 2024 saying that he can’t do that. But that goes against the Kentucky state constitution and my understanding is if you’re a nerd who gives a shit about any of this the constitution takes primacy over the law, so he very much totally can. unless he dies at the wrong time, then it goes to an election!
The republicans are so obviously doing this weekend at Bernie’s shit because of that specifically and if I were the governor I’d have every goon in my goon squad bust into the hospital (yes i know he’s in another state) and demand proof of life. But the democrats are feckless when they’re not complicit or paid to lose
they are very blatantly running out the clock for some special election deadline.
ought to send state troopers in to verify his condition
i think the democratic governor gets to appoint his replacement if he’s dead.
They changed that rule so that there’s a special election.
Which conflicts with the Kentucky state constitution*
*according to the machine that lies to me
It might be like when Biden died, but the people around him didn’t want to give up power. They just need to keep Mitch’s heart pumping blood, and his office still gets all the power of being majority leader.
They are stopping the governor from assigning someone. And leaving the announcement until after it becomes an open spot in the election.
A recent law in Kentucky makes it so theres a special election. The governor can’t appoint an interim.
Assuming the governor doesn’t challenge that law because the appointment of a replacement is part of the state constitution
Security: U.S. Capitol Police blocked off the street during the loading process. When asked by bystanders what was happening, police would only confirm that they were responding to a "medical emergency.
THE MAN IS DEAD
Lich McConnel impedimoging the Kelce/Swift wedding
Lich McConnel
