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It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.
Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?
Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.
sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you’ve painted in my head.
I dream beautiful dreams.
Ah, discourse.
You guys don’t just randomly start hearing music inside your head?
No its too full of borger
I wear my earbuds in the shower all the time.
Which ones?
Bose quiet comfort. I dont put my ears in the water when I do this. They have capacitive touch controls so they will start cycling through the different noise canceling modes if they get even a few drops of water.
This works great in the bath, and fine in the shower if I’m not washing my hair.
I used to have some beats that had a mechanical button and they did even better because the little bit of moisture wouldn’t start activating the mode swapping or volume changes.
A fake, gross, plastic borger. Perfection.
Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week
Some of the cheap ones aren’t real bone conduction. After a fake pair I bought a pair of Shokz, wear them in the shower all the time, usually after getting them (and myself) sweaty.
Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn’t work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that’d matter less.
I also am not so sure I’d trust them to be waterproof, and anything that is would likely have a heftier pricetag. That, and I’m pretty tired of everything having batteries.
Been using mine for 3 years now, its 100% waterproof. Also, they sound better underwater/when wet
What headphones do you use underwater?
Literally a random boneconduction headphone I found on aliexpress with good reviews
Does the Bluetooth work underwater?
Nope, bluetooth in general doesnt work underwater. Gotta download mp3 files like you are back in the 2000s
sandstorm.mp3
Or wavpack files
Ever see Hackers?
Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he’s taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his head phones to keep them dry. 😌
OMG, I never noticed that he had bags over his headphones. That scene was the first thing I thought of when I saw OP though, so thanks for showing me that extra detail.
JOEY!
Mess with the best… die like the rest.
HACK THE PLANET!!!
This is the future they took from us.
I want that burger bun as a squishy pillow
That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn’t toasted either.
Maybe they hate the idea of showering with headphones
It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.
Is that wind generated by the wings of an African or a European swallow?
I don’t know tha-HWAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!!!
Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there’s any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.
There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.
Onions
Pickles
Ketchup
I thought americans don’t eat veggies??
Wait ketchup is a vegetable now? Fuck yes, that means I had so many vegetables on my french fries the other day! I like vegetables on hot dogs, burgers, they’re great spread over a meatloaf, as a kid I would even put vegetables on my baked beans (I still do it sometimes as an adult). Can’t forget about special sauce/1k island: mix together some mayo, mustard, a little relish, some vegetables. Mmm mmm, living healthy never tasted so good!
We allow it if they’re cut into really teeny tiny pieces.
I like green peppers so that’s something. I don’t think it’s because i’m American. I think it’s because i’m autistic.
I’ve always found it funny that “horror show” and “хорошо” sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭
that looks absolutely disgusting
What you don’t like your burgers sprayed with polyurethane varnish?
yeah… I don’t even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.
The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.
Doesn’t even need to be a Bluetooth speaker. If you turn the volume up enough you can use the wired speakers on your stereo system or home theatre system
Or even make your own passive amp out of a few bucks’ worth of PVC.
Yay. If you don’t count your time making it, you’ll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound…
Ah dirty ears.
I can’t believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers
Get Shokz, openswim pro. Pricey, but waterproof and you can listen to whatever you want in the shower.
Get borger. Cheap, not waterproof, but you can eat it whenever you want in the shower.
That would be an extra 5,000 gallons of shower usage for me if I got them.
