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Good thing I don’t run. Either way, it ain’t a haiku.

Edit: and if you’re counting “our” as two syllables but “aren’t” as only one, it’s time for self-reflection

That’s 5-5-5

Yeah, I kinda figured, I certainly don’t remember learning what spoken language is or how to understand it.

All that jizz…tell you how it is…

Animals that fuck more propagate their genes more. If they’re also violent, they’re probably taking out their competitors, and the non-violent ones are likely first to go.

So is the country.

Ah yeah, been there

Not sure what you’re referring to, I was talking about butthole.

Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into

Thought this was going another direction…

Eh, t’s neutral for me I’d say, but thanks

No they got it, it’s basically cheese soup with hamburger, carrots, onions, and potatoes. The first time I had it, the potato was in the form of shredded hash browns, that’s still what I imagine when I think about it. But diced potatoes are good too. I brought it up at a restaurant I worked at that served fresh scratch soup every day and the chef in charge couldn’t wrap her head around it being called “cheeseburger soup” but having potatoes and carrots in it. So she ended up using chopped tomatoes and pickles instead and adding ketchup and mustard to the base. It was good and definitely more “cheeseburger-y” in flavor profile, but it just wasn’t the same as what I wanted, y’know?

Yeah and it’s fucking delicious. Pickles are optional.

Fuck yeah hamburger soup is so good

I don’t like football

Which is the Republicans’ fault, they’re the ones that forced the public option out of the bill.

They’re biting the pillow, it’s the American public being forced to bite the curb.

Why is this nsfw, are the log cabins not up to code?

On the contrary, I’m American and agree with the experience of never having things taken off me, however I’m still always thinking about it when I’m in a crowded area, even more so when I’m traveling. If I was in Europe where I know pickpocketing is actually more of a problem, I’d be doubly cautious. All this and I’m not racist or xenophobic like a lot of Americans.

Leave Hamilton Leithauser alone!