“The Big Fundamental” is a great nickname.
Also, this:
Duncan himself commented on his “boring” image, stating, “If you show excitement, then you also may show disappointment or frustration. If your opponent picks up on this frustration, you are at a disadvantage.”
…that is some Sun Tzu Art of War-style pschowarfare right there. Good for Tim.
Remove the second H and the meme retains its original meaning.
If reecethebrah sees a muscular woman, and the first thought he has is “THIS IS A PSYOP TO TURN MEN GAY,” then maybe he’s telling us more about how the inside of his head works than about the secret homosexual / female body building conspiracy that has been hiding in plain sight this entire time.
Father of the year!
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
“I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”
Hmmm.
“Realistically proportioned”
And what if your feet were nailed to the ground?!
Suppose that, at a given moment, a certain number of people are engaged in the manufacture of pins. They make as many pins as the world needs, working (say) eight hours a day. Someone makes an invention by which the same number of men can make twice as many pins as before. But the world does not need twice as many pins: pins are already so cheap that hardly any more will be bought at a lower price. In a sensible world, everybody concerned in the manufacture of pins would take to working four hours instead of eight, and everything else would go on as before. But in the actual world this would be thought demoralizing. The men still work eight hours, there are too many pins, some employers go bankrupt, and half the men previously concerned in making pins are thrown out of work. There is, in the end, just as much leisure as on the other plan, but half the men are totally idle while half are still overworked. In this way, it is insured that the unavoidable leisure shall cause misery all round instead of being a universal source of happiness. Can anything more insane be imagined?
–Bertrand Russell, In Praise of Idleness
Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?
A: Doctor.
Homophobes: “We can’t legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnnn…”
The rest of us: Dude. Bro. Dude.
I don’t care how you say it, I just want to know if it works, because I have been burned by these products before, Trebek!
a goofy mascot that keeps doing weird things.
Sounds like exactly what a king should be.
I knew I should have paid more attention during Tenet.
Brock Samson has entered the chat.