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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Fixing her

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  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.

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        More like Asami in Audition…
        chi chi chi chi

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        Sadako?

        • DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com
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          Its spelled Sudoku.

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    How would you know if you don’t try?

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      They could have tried already and failed.

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        You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”

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          If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen

          • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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            Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…

            Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…

            • Triasha@lemmy.world
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              Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.

              • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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                I’m not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn’t present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven’t encountered many keyboard-feminists…

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                  Nah I don’t deny it. people can be awful.

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        Amateurs

      • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
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        She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.

        • zaph@sh.itjust.works
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          He ain’t me

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          she fixed him alright.

  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
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    I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

    • Klear@quokk.au
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      Probably not easy either

      • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
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        It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy

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    I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

    • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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      That’s a plot point in The Sting

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        And Killing Eve

      • bazovanyi@sh.itjust.works
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        Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie

        Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!

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      Yeah… I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there’s a chance I’m going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.

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        hint hint

    • saimen@feddit.org
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      https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/03/the-teenage-girls-who-seduced-and-killed-nazis/

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      They also lured soldiers to the woods under the pretense of a romantic overture and then killed them. Oversteegen would approach the soldiers in taverns and bars and ask them to “go for a stroll” in the forest.

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        Oh, cool. I knew about Sophie Scholl, but I didn’t know about her.

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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schaft is probably more famous.

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      On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it’s usually a woman because people don’t expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman’s purse that they can put it there and be safe.

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    Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?

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      No one escapes the glass ceiling.

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      They probably need some high paid women as “executives”

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      Maybe the opposite, if they’re fewer and more effective in certain cases.

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    Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
    Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

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      dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms

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    I don’t want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.

  • MushuChupacabra@piefed.world
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    Fucking monsters.

    I love her just the way she is.

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    Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      Now we’re talking…

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      This is the way.

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    The women in the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.

    TLDR: There is a chance…

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    Skill issue?

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    Don’t worry, i’m a mechanic.

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    What needs fixing? Why was she caught?

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      She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.

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        “Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy.”

        𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣…

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        Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.

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      From the news article someone linked:

      The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.

      She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices “Gorda Sicaria” or “Fat Hitwoman” and a man called “Leopoldo” on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.

      Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff

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        So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    But I can die trying.

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      I mean, can’t we all die trying?

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