Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
More like Asami in Audition…
chi chi chi chiSadako?
Its spelled Sudoku.
How would you know if you don’t try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…
Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…
Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.
I’m not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn’t present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven’t encountered many keyboard-feminists…
Nah I don’t deny it. people can be awful.
Amateurs
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
He ain’t me
she fixed him alright.
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Probably not easy either
It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
That’s a plot point in The Sting
And Killing Eve
Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie
Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!
Yeah… I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there’s a chance I’m going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
hint hint
Oh, cool. I knew about Sophie Scholl, but I didn’t know about her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schaft is probably more famous.
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it’s usually a woman because people don’t expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman’s purse that they can put it there and be safe.
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
They probably need some high paid women as “executives”
Maybe the opposite, if they’re fewer and more effective in certain cases.
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
Now we’re talking…
This is the way.
The women in the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance…
Skill issue?
Don’t worry, i’m a mechanic.
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
“Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy.”
𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣…

Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.
From the news article someone linked:
The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.
She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices “Gorda Sicaria” or “Fat Hitwoman” and a man called “Leopoldo” on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!

But I can die trying.
I mean, can’t we all die trying?














