The Democrat strategy:

Reloaded and Resurrections? Girl, you can do better

I’m more interested in why he’s on a plane. Capsule Corp primarily uses UFO type tech and certainly nothing with nacelle on the outside wings

I usually look for a recent episode with someone I like or a topic I think is interesting

Ok, that was actually pretty funny. Calling it ugly bastard time stop and labeling it nsfw is effectively misleading

When Elon bought Twitter he changed the verification system which used to be for public personalities to be trusted into a paid tier. So suddenly you could have a blue check mark by your name just like Rhianna, AOC, or any of your other favorite celebs for $10/month. Tumblr responded by selling rainbow checkmarks to anyone for $2.50 and so a lot of people sarcastically bought and gifted them to other people to make fun of Twitter. Ultimately they’re meaningless

Good news, we’re on track to blast right by that!

Given the general social aptitude of this site I’d say The Perks of Being a Wallflower

They dated for 3 months before moving in together. I know it’s a stereotype but lesbians love to move way too fast in their relationships

Didn’t read the community, but got to “dating for two years” and “living together for 1.75” and immediately said to myself “that’s a lesbian”

It’s much less fun but I think Origin (2023) is a good follow up to American Fiction

Mario Bros is an objectively bad Mario movie, but as a weird cyberpunk 90s b-movie I think it has legs

The Bourne Identity 4/5 - Really solid action flick. The sounds are a little cartoony and dated but definitely holds up

Final Destination 5 4/5 - Honestly I think it’s the best in the series. It has the right mix of murder contraptions and plot contrivance. The whole “you can steal time by killing other people” kinda comes out of nowhere but it does give us a villain

Final Destination Bloodlines 3.5/5 - I’m a little surprised to hear people call this the best in the series. The premise was interesting but I feel like despite the big cast there just weren’t as many big kills. I think it got a little too bogged down in the plot and forgot we’re here for Rube Goldberg murders

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 3.5/5 - That title didn’t age well. I like it as a MI movie but it does feel like it lowers the tension from the previous ones, a likely necessity due to it being part 1. Maybe this score changes aftrf I see Final Reckoning

The Death and Life of Bobby Z 2/5 - A common criticism I have of these B movies is that there are just too many plots going on. This is another case of that, Laurence Fishburne’s character is confusingly motivated, I don’t really agree that the central concept of the movie is valid. It’s fine, but I expected better from this cast

I’m a little surprised to hear people call this the best in the series. The premise was interesting but I feel like despite the big cast there just weren’t as many big kills. I think it got a little too bogged down in the plot and forgot we’re here for Rube Goldberg murders

They’re replying to your lemmy post from a Mastodon instance. It just looks like they’re tagging you. Just think of it as a Twitter reply

M3GAN 3.5/5 - It’s way funnier than it has any right to be. I’m pretty excited for the sequel

The Final Destination (4) 2/5 - One of the main characters is billed as “Racist” and another is first billed as “MILF”. The cgi is also way too heavy and not very good

Clown in a Cornfield 3.5/5 - MUCH better than I expected, I expected dogshit, so pretty good was a surprise. I liked the characters, the clowns, and the plot

Looper 3.5/5 - I view time travel movies on a spectrum from Primer to Looper. Primer explains the details of time travel and has insane internal consistency whereas Looper stares down the camera and says “fuck you, don’t think about it”. Which is all to say that I liked it, it has a Christopher Nolan vibe like “the plot makes sense as long as you don’t think about it too hard”

Godzilla: King of the Monsters 3.5/5 - Godzilla fights a bunch of Kaiju. It’s pretty cool, I wish I had seen it in a theater

Terrifier 2/5 - I don’t know if this is a movie or film student’s final showing off their technical skills. There’s not really a plot, just a bunch of cheaply, but well made, practical effects in loosely connected scenes

Waterworld 1.5/5 - I had heard so much about this but had never seen it, man there is so much going on in this. I love that most of the movie is practical effects, which apparently cost a metric shitload of money. There’s just too many plots, too many scenes, too many characters, and too much that doesn’t make sense

I’d say imagine watching 5 seasons of Spider-Man Homecoming and then season 6 is The Dark Knight rises. It’s a pretty dramatic tonal shift. Which I do think makes the series better

It seems like poor audio content to interview a mirror but what do I know?

I tried asking some chimps to see if the macaques had written a New York Times best seller, if not MacBeth, yet somehow Random house wouldn’t publish my work

Honestly this was way better than I expected. I did expect it to be horseshit, so it ultimately landed at pretty good, which still surprised me. I liked that that there was a little more going on with some of the characters than you’d expect, I liked the clown being really fucking goofy about the kills, and I liked the arc the kids went on. This was much more watchable than the name and trailer implied, also it’s 96 minutes long, which is perfect for something like this

I feel like showing up to a canceled prophecy class should immediately fail you