Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.

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Cake day: August 8th, 2023

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  • I want to see a future movie were rival EV off-road truck enthusiasts show off tricks for territorial Level 4 EV charging rights. One guy stuck in mud, in a Rivian truck, does 360’ tank turn spins and bunny hops to victory. Rich old investors on the sidelines (a Elon Musk cameo maybe) who visibly lost bets are upset yelling, “who was that, why didn’t we have that!?”

    All the while muddy teenagers are dancing to a revival of “California Love” sung by a giant 3D holograph Tupac Shakur comprised of acrobatic glowing drones in an amber polluted-colored night sky.



  • “Where’s my wife and family? What if I die here? Who’ll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone”, panicked Simon.

    He ducked back down the alley.

    “Hallelujah”, said Chevy the bodyguard.

    Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. “Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?”

    Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. “Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na…”













  • I think it’s…
    Smaller f-stop number = shallower depth-of-field = just the cat’s head is in focus.

    Larger f-stop number = more depth = cat’s head, tail, & butt is in focus. A bit overall darker.

    Largest f-stop available = maximum depth in the focused plane = head, body, tail, and backgrounds is in focus. Image is more overall darker. This can be compensated for by using a slower shutterspeed number to bring in more light sensitivity.

    edit add- don’t know why it is a fraction