So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough.

Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.

It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.

Who gets little Vance?

Was homoemo before homoerectus?

No one ever planned for the mecha sea slugs, and the war shall not end in our lifetime.

When people think of banking, they want to see people dressed as Skavin…like our new hire here! You know what? He’s promoted.

Oh come on, like that thing doesn’t call your winky like the one ring tempted Frodo!

Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

I’d like to start a petition to replace all these bad boys with “deez.” For example: Deez Frau ist mit deez Hut…uhhhh…getanzt.

Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!

Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

I like the cut of your…Jimb.

They call it a Sherman because it’s sheer manliness.

Great. Now I’m reading everything in his voice now.

Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.