i got my bachelor in 2025
It is the afternoon. My phone dings. I slide the notification open.
Thank you for your interest in being part of our team! However, at this time—
I want to shoot myself. Think I’ll just quietly starve instead.
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Not so sure about that.
I wish I could pull that look but I have the body proportions of a dwarf blacksmith from LoTR.
I’ll gladly adopt any CS student like that. I’d love to refresh my graph theory
You just need to know everything is DAGs (Directed Acyclic Graph):
- Workflow automation (like Airflow) - DAG
- Distributed Computing (like Spark) - DAG
- All Deep Learning models (also, surprisingly) - DAG
oh? o. o
Meow
I’ll show you why they put “cum laude” on my diploma
I’d like summa cum laude plz :3
Doesn’t seem like you’ll get a master degree anytime soon.
Same!!! Spent 6 months looking for CS jobs and I’ve now given up and will probably soon be working as a cashier. I will still be doing game dev in my spare time though, which is what I’d much rather be doing than software dev. Maybe it’s not so bad (massive copium).
Plenty of jobs in CS that stoke ennui so no worries
engineering grad in 2025… so many wonderful job opportunities await (in a parallel universe, this one just has fake job postings)
industrial automation
That looks like a bottom to me 😏
Maybe if you introduce another dog person
We can be jobless 2025 Comp Sci Grads together :3
Please hire me its been three months since I graduatedI feel for you kids, I do, I had a 25+ yr IT career with an economics degree and very little skill, good luck!
Try 3 years
Congrats!
Also this post is making me feel old af lol
What a coincidence! I got my CS bachelor in 2022!
One more for my puppygirl harem
Surely it’s a pack?
meow >:3
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof c:







