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realitista@lemmus.org to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 个月前

When women have a crush on men

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When women have a crush on men

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realitista@lemmus.org to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 个月前
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    A girl told me in 8th grade that she knew I liked her, and was cool with it. I thought she was nice for not being creeped out that I liked her, until one day on college when I finally realized what she meant.

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      Well, don’t leave us bros hanging! What did she mean?

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        That she might be down to clown if the circus is in town, but our boy left her hanging around at the dog pound

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        !remindme 3years

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          do we have a remindme here?

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            !remindme 1 second

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        She lived in a refrigerator.

        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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          That’s cool

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      What did she meant?!

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      A girl in college told me she liked me when we were in high school, took me like two days to realize what she meant…

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        It’s clear that when they say they liked you in high school, it means that they don’t like you any more, and you blew your one shot. Don’t be a dick and try now, that ship has sailed.

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          Or it means they’ve had a long term crush on you, and are very interested. Sometimes you get little context.

          Good communication is important.

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            If that were true, they’d say it. Don’t be that creepy guy who thinks a girl likes them just because they’re nice. - What guys believe.

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        Well don’t leave us hanging! What did she mean?

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          No man knows what she means.

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      I told a girl who told me she likes me that she is bluffing… 🤦‍♂️

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      Yeah she played a stupid game and won the customary prize

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