I hear whispers of cannibalism from these types occasionally.

Stop

I have nipples

Some classic pasta right there.

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

Neither forbid both from happening

Yeah I know, the guy you replied to his name is some guy

Just some guy

*Luck not required

Anon is a squirrel

Except for the driving part but it’s all relative

Less traveled hole makes my wife a dolphin…

Eheh eheh eheh

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Sadly my job requires signed papers from each employee to be on file for the state AG department. It’s an enormous waste.

Just bought a brother laser for my job. Damn toner ran out on day 1. I printed 400 pages but still… Oh brother

My friends and I partied in a bar in Hamburg until almost 6am one time not realizing it was a gay bar until a guy tried to get me to let him go down on me and when I refused he asked why I was here. I was flattered and had fun but I had no idea lol

Have you tried just asking him out?

I also made most of those shots I didn’t take

In my mind