That’s nice that your family can afford them. Back in the 60s, my family couldn’t.

I claimed my name for my Facebook account when it first came out, but I’ve never posted anything in it, especially any photos of my face.

I thought Facebook was a bad, creepy idea from the beginning.

For me, it was bananas. I love them, but as a kid, my mom wouldn’t buy them, because she thought they were too expensive.

As an adult with a good job and my first apartment, I would pass bananas in the grocery store, automatically thinking they were too expensive, but one day I noticed the price, and thought “That’s not expensive, I can afford that,” and I bought bananas for the first time.

That was decades ago, and now I buy bananas on almost every grocery trip.

It will bomb, because nobody can talk about it on Reddit without getting banned.

He heard about Trump’s lawsuits, and he thinks you can just sue, and they just give you $20 million dollars.

Did you hear about the Polish CEO who fucked over the little boy at the tennis match?

He lost the lawsuit, and had to publicly shoot tennis balls out of his ass.

You don’t have any more proof that it is fake, than you have that it’s real. Considering how psychopathic CEOs and the rest of the aristocracy has become lately, it’s safer to assume the worst.

That reminds me, I have to sharpen my guillotine.

Exactly, so where was that kid’s parents? I’ve been to a lot of pro games of every type, and if a dickhead did that to my kid, he’d give it back with an apology, or we’re ALL getting kicked out.

A LOT of backstabbing in this guy’s past.

I doubt it very much. These morons love Trump, and Trump alone. I’ve seen no evidence that they see Jr, or anybody else, as a worthy substitute. Some will go there, but most won’t. The Right will be splintered badly as various factions and ambitious candidates fight for control.

It will be entertaining for a while.

Don Jr is Frank Sinatra Jr - nobody cares.

MAGA is a Cult of Personality, and won’t survive Trump’s death. The administration will try to hold it together, but it will very quickly devolve into ferocious backstabbing, leaks, allegations, accusations, etc. A lot of people are important to Trump who will be useless to Vance, like Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller, and they won’t give up their power easily. It will take no longer than 48 hours for it to start to fall apart.

Dems would be wise to stoke the fire with questions like “Are you going to let him say that about you?”

The street level MAGAs will instantly start spreading conspiracy theories about who killed him. At first they’ll blame liberals, but soon they’ll turn on the new Vance administration, especially if Dems encourage it.

At the same time, every Sociopathic Oligarch will take advantage of the societal chaos, and use whatever mechanisms they have to make money.

If you think things are crazy now, just wait until Trump croaks.

There’s also the concept that the food we eat is more than just calories for energy. We also require nutrients to keep our biological machine tuned up. So just injesting calories from sugar isn’t going to give you the nutrients you need to keep your body working properly as you burn those calories.

They’ve got this, we’ve got the Epstein Files, in Afghanistan we had troops deployed to protect local warlords who were open pedophiles, etc. These people have always been with us, and now one of them is in the White House.

There aren’t as many Amos & Andy and Howdy Doody fans on the highways these days.

If there are, they’re probably driving the wrong way on the highway.

It went from being a terrible logo, to only mediocre.

There goes the neighborhood.

I’ve seen photos of men with large areolas. It’s disturbing.

Wait, women wear tops so they don’t scare horses?

Great news, Ladies! There’s no horses around anymore! You can set those boobies FREE!