I’d like to see Torres yell at him
Q
That’d be fun
Khan. Trump deserves the parasite in the glass helmet treatment
If the Borg plug him in the whole cube is going to blue screen
Lol
Major Kira
Her yelling at him would be good too
She’s been on the receiving end, so she would cut him down in ways we can not conceive of
Garak.
Trump deserves a scathing Picard dressing-down before he’s brought to the brig
I’d make him eat Neelix’s cooking.
A fitting punishment
Seeing Q toy with him and run conversational circles around him till he got bored would be entertaining.
Trump would probably single handedly fuck up all the borg so not them.
Armus
Montgomery Scott
Tribbles!!!
A tribble attack on the Whitehouse and the Capitol building would be epic
This administration would just stomp, shoot, poison or otherwise murder the little poof balls with little (but most likely zero) thought to birth control or other options
