Budd Dwyer blew his brains out on live TV. Granted it was on a snow day when all the kids were at home watching TV. Maybe not the best decision but it did lead to one less republican wasting oxygen.

My parents had the Killer Klowns from Outer Space VHS and I was too scared to watch it as a kid. It wasn’t until my mid 20s I actually got to watch it and realize its very much a comedy and not scary at all.

Bring a microscope.

I’ll start by disabling Javascript and see how far that gets me

I put 2 stroke oil in my 4 stroke lawnmower the other day. It was stupid hot out. Temps dropped at least 20 degrees the next day. I didn’t feel stupid I was stupid.

My work is a small factory without AC. Even the owner has complained about the heat. I sweat easily and a lot so my days are spent painting the floor with sweat. Every day feels like I am a wrestler trying to lose weight and make the cut. I can at least count my blessings and take confidence in that my body temperature is too high for any viruses to make camp. Maybe I’ll be patient zero for water bear infection.

The boss told me that if I work hard and sweat out another 10lbs he can buy another corvette. /s

Niggardly/niggard predates the racist slur by quite a while but it still has gotten people in trouble for using it. It has completely different roots not in racism. It just sounds too similar for anyone to use.

I won’t know if that’s supposed to make me turgid without knowing what your waist looks like. Paint me a picture with words.

tl;dr

Next time don’t say a wall of text is a short meme

Offer road head

They have been making auto and semiauto injectors to shorten the lives of the rich elites for a while now. We just need to convince them to take the shot.

What would “return to corral and flip it over” fall under?

Why is he so red? Is he about to fight Captain America?

I bought a smart watch and found it collecting dust. My new job is strongly against being on your phone while at work. Nothing against earbuds and a watch however. Now it takes me twice as long to send a text via my watch.

Can I get my gerbil back?

I’m all for exposing israeli war crimes but this is going about it the wrong way. It’s more exploitative than it is informative. Trying to pass it off as something Renaissance is in bad taste.

14 American dollars

Nah they can’t buy enough LSD to do that again

Can we not and say we did? UXO was there first. I’m all for them getting the island if its full of explosives and remains that way.