It’s funny, I was about to post a reply to help - but I looked up my answer (just to me sure), and it turns out I was wrong!

So I’m learning something here, too. Bookmarked so I can see what Spikes posts later

The Internet is a hub for conspiracy theorists.

Oh, yeah? Well, fuck your couch.

Rejigger

Not poisonous, but possibly toxic. Or possibly laden with salmonella.

Cooking it first might have made it safe.

Cobras are venomous, not poisonous.

FreshParsnip will post something of value.

Never have I ever been railed from behind while yodeling.

I don’t care if a single repair is cheaper than a whole car. In fact, I would expect it to be.

(That’s what this headline states.)

What’s the meaning of Stonehenge?

No.

Congrats on your decision to replace Google spyware with Apple spyware.

It can slowly deteriorate over time.

It’ll probably be okay, though maybe a little bit weaker or slightly faded compared to when it was new. So, just don’t have expectations of factory new thread, and it should be fine.

If the shoe fits.

Probably

I truly believe I am right about this.

My pre-UEFI system can boot from a USB drive.

Most still-functional ones can.

Duck you

A machete

Make sure it’s not trying to use 1.0.