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BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago

In this thread we post jokes that aren't funny

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In this thread we post jokes that aren't funny

BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago
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  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Who’s there?

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      Dort_Owl

      • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        i thought they opened the door??? start the joke over im confused

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          Knock knock

          • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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            who’s there???

            • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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              clearly

              • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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                clearly who

                • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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                  clearly have better takes than you

                  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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                    oooaaaaaaauhhh

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        Dort_Owl who?

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          That’s not how owls talk it’s supposed to be “hoot hoot!” not “Dirt_Owl whoot whoot.”

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            family-guy-death-pose

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