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BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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i thought they opened the door??? start the joke over im confused
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  Knock knock
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    who’s there???
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      clearly
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        clearly who
        
        oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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        clearly have better takes than you
        
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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