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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

How can one not be embarrassed

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How can one not be embarrassed

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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    “What if the punisher skull but his teeth were guns and the eyes had spiders in them?!”

    Of course, you’re 12.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Beat me to it.

      Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

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        Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

        no it won’t

        • aqwxcvbnji [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

          no it won’t

          Not with that attitude!

        • Scarry [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          speech-r :12-year-old:

          (probably not, but I’m going to milk the bit while I can)

      • WildWeezing420 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        some chud friend of a friend at a party kept calling things he thought were bad ‘gay’ with a very bitter tone to his voice. It was much more effective to get him to shut up and feel ashamed when I just started mocking him, calling him a middle-school boy with no vocabulary. Somebody else had tried to woke shame him and he was all “muh free speech I can say whatever I like” so I chimed in with the mockery and he immediately shut up

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Americans are 12 is a good summary of our current moment tbh

    • RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      i saw the thing this is from earlier and now i can’t find it, can anybody serve it up?

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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          +I want my treats now and will scream if I don’t get them

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      “I don’t wanna take my vaccine. The injection is pointy” yeah you 12

      “I don’t wanna pay taxes I want roads and things to fix themselves”

      I hate that movies are not like how they were when I was a kid watching them. I will make massive culture wars over this and make it everyones problem. Most pressing issue of our times

      I want life to be how it was when I was a kid. Simple and responsibility free. And I sure as fuck act like it i-love-not-thinking

    • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.netM
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      Most boomers are genuinely brain poisoned. I remember people saying leaded gas smelled great.

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        meh, what actually smelled great was leaded gas with oil in it (for 2-stroke engines). mmm mmmm. the oil made all the difference.

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          incidentally, when was the last time oil+gas mix was sold at US gas stations (again, for 2-stroke engines)?

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        I wish it was the boomers. I remember thinking how great it would be when all the boomers left this mortal plane. But GenX and millennials are just as bad.

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    This may be the tackiest version of fascism yet.

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      so-far

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      matt-jokerfied Don’t make me tap the sign.

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      so-far

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      [CW:animal products] Ever hear of milk clothing?

      https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/lanital-milk-dress-qmilch

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        Giacomo Balla’s “Futurist Manifesto of Men’s Clothing” manuscript,

        That sentence smells like garlic and anchovies

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    lmfao that’s fucking cringe dude

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    “Are we the baddies?”

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    Im convinced your average american decided who they were in middle school and have barely changed as a person beyond getting larger. It explains too much.

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    The inner teeth are gun barrels but they’re not connected to anything! The Thompson gun is a relic! This is trash! Why isn’t some FBI Mormon in place to tell Ka$h Patel this is trash? I’ve seen old people buy silver bullion with that same flag design on the reverse face.

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      The guns on the outside make the inner two teeth kinda look like long boogers just hangin.

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    god damn that is some serious THE_PACK energy and i’d kinda dig it if it wasn’t… that

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    It’s like a temporary tattoo from one of those insert-coin-and-turn-the-crank machines, except it’s all the designs displayed on the front of the machine shoehorned into one

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    The divorce is strong with this one

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    Real ‘targeted facebook ad tshirt’ energy

    and the ad is targeted on ‘knowledge of guns is 98% from Resident Evil 4’

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    1. Disney gonna sue for the punisher logo ripoff? of course not 2) looks AI generated lmao

    not like, it’s a fake pin, it looks like a real pin that was designed by AI

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      nah, look at the spiders for pupils - you don’t usually get that kind of specific detail out of a generated design. I guess you could ask for “punisher skull with spider pupils and guns for teeth” but I kinda figure the output would be more sloppy than what we’re looking at

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    lmao. Real Are We the Gun Toothed Walruses baddiesmoment.

  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    not a death cult!

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