XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]

my clothes are not wrinkled, you philistine. they’re temporarily distressed

crying tears of joy rn

what’s a blorbo

just being anti-american leads to the correct take like 99% of the time

shut up you stupid asshole

good. fuck every business, small or not

never seen any of the old ones but the reboots absolutely bang

i have come up with a sick series of new pokémon, each evolved from hitmonchan, hitmonlee, and hitmontop, respectively:

“i can’t roll my r’s” - the palest, most lookin cumskin you know

real 18th century france hours

applying a full layer of clown make up each and every time i want to goon, due to my undying patriotism

life revolves around good meals while otherwise trying to do as little work as possible

very succinct summary of The Good Life

it would make vision care so much cheaper long-term

where would be the profit in that? silly commie

real estate star

labor asking for a pay raise: disgusting, unforgivable

capital asking for a price increase: normal, healthy

kill your boss

socialism is when the government does things, and that’s bad

vs

socialism is when the government does things, and that’s good

if someone has ever “considered an ai lover” they should be forced to get the words “weird freak” tattooed on their forehead so i know never to interact with them

every day i understand better the appeal of becoming a monk