I have a biology degree and years of lab experience and I have to wake up tomorrow morning to go deliver pizzas
I know this wasn’t the point, but morning pizzas?
The dominos near me opens at 10:30am, so hell yes we are having morning pizza
Genuinely if you want morning pizza I encourage it, we spend a lot of time waiting around for orders to come in
[Pizza chain] opens at 10am
Although I will say I actually delivered zero morning pizzas today, I got sent home two hours early from a 7 hour shift because there hadn’t been a delivery all day
I miss the lab
Friend of mine is going to law school now because his biology degree and years of lab experience are also somehow not adequate for a livable wage. It fucking sucks.
I spent almost a decade delivering pizzas…
From 18 to 25
Don’t worry. I studied hard in school, have two college degrees and still do 12 hours of manual labor. Makes me think I should’ve just had fun while I could.
That’s what the mysterious old man at the bus stop told me
And he was right and instead of going into Computer Science, I went into Creative Writing and had a much better time and finished college without self-destructing
I went into computer science anyway and am paying the price
Me: doesn’t like engineering- loves baking - but becomes an engineer to try and protect people from climate disasters
America: doesn’t believe in the climate, hates education, loves bread
Me: why do I feel isolated?
Im on my way to do manual labor because I never needed to study shit in high school and then my brain broke in college and I stopped reading so good
Slog though homie. What was the last book you read in highschool?
I gradumated with solid Ds and Cs, then started working immediately after high school. I used to think that I really fucked up by not doing better and going into higher education, but now I’m in the exact same position as everyone else except I don’t have the giant Sword of Debt-ocles hovering over my head. who’s to say what the right choice was
Have you tried nepotism ?
Arriving to work
“Sorry I’m late, the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance boulevard.”
This gives me a visceral reaction lol. It’s been six years since I did construction, and my hands still haven’t recovered (tingly)
You’re weak. You’re outta control. And you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water… disgusting.
I want a gif of chrissy in this scene as an emoji so bad
This website just needs a lot more Sopranos emojis in general
where’s my arc
He had an arc, Gary Cooper?
