Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne, Tax Breaks for the Pell Grant Recipient Who Opens a Business in a Disadvantaged Community for Three Years

IM STILL RUNNING

predictions are pointless, but it sure feels like an echo of the dem’s 2008 primary wherein a newer candidate without the stink of the current moment, subbing palestine for the iraq war, would come out of nowhere to grab the nomination. of course, since this time it would be palestine and not the iraq war, they’d probably cancel all debates and just do sit-down interviews with each candidate on tubi or some shit

It sucks that the ‘DEI hire’ insult by bigots was, for the first time in history, used appropriately for this fucking imbecile.

Almost as if DNC wanted to prove their point by making her a vp (dead last in primaries) and not even holding a primary before making her the nominee

After consulting with various Cheneys, Harris will offer the gods a sacrifice of her only begotten stepchild Ella Emhoff to bless our fields with bountiful harvests for many seasons.

I’M STILL PEEING

Seriously it’s been like 3 hours and I had to hold my pee, feels so good.