Times have been dumb as hell and decades are happening each day. So let’s all look back on Biden for a bit. Cause that guy was hilarious. Remember when his dogs went Maoist insurgent mode on multiple occasions?
‘No offense to the Greeks, but she made the best rice pudding.’ Is my personal fave.
“Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”
omg that is insane you won this thread, he literaly hesitated and realized it too.
“poor kids are just as bright as white kids”
woman claps
“shoot I meant asian kids too”
two more people clap
As a YT comment that was funny.
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Ohhh great one!
There’s too many to list honestly. Some of my favorites:
- “We solve our differences at the battle box”
- “At least three.” When asked how many genders exist.
- “You ever been to a caucus? No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”
- “I may be Irish but I’m not stupid.”
- “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” 2008 quote where he’s talking about Obama
- “The next president of the United States, Barack America.” Also from 2008
- That one time in 2008 he told Missouri state senator Chuck Graham to stand up to receive applause. Graham has been in a wheelchair since 1981.
- That one time in 2022 where on-stage he asked if senator Jackie Walorski was in the room, except she had been dead for a month.
- “Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive.”
“At least three.” When asked how many genders exist.
This is honestly one of the better answers a senile 80-year-old could give to that question.
It’s genuinely funny so he was almost definitely coached to answer that
At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
“Don’t play games with me, kid.”
The question came from a TPUSA kid trying to play games with him too. One of the only good moments of his entire career.
Legitimately the best answer. Obviously only by accident but that was genuinely the best possible answer. I hate the dude but gotta give him props for that.
Incredible answer
“Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive.”
Biden watched the Dune miniseries I see
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And, by the way—
Look, we finally beat Medicare.
Biden is an Oracle of Delphi. We were not ready for the Malarkey…
That one was amazing because he absolutely had to win that debate and he totally shit the bed
“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.”
🥲
“I got hairy legs that-that-that uh turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come into the pool and rub my leg down so that it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.”
https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg (Starting at 6:40ish)
corn pop was a bad dude
It’s still crazy to me that cornpop was real.
Who was he? Should we be worried about him?
corn pop died? I’m just hearing this now for the first timeHe should have knifed him
Smh another victim of the Biden crime family
That whole clip is full of bangers.
“I’ll never forget what he said, I learned a lot, and I mean - I mean it sincerly. He looked at me and said ‘One honkey is just as bad as any other, I’ll take whoever you send me’”
This dude has me in tears right now.
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Walking off the stage mid sentence is not a quote, but my god is it a Bidenism
We bring social workers into homes and parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It’s not want they don’t want to help. They don’t — they don’t know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television — excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the, the — make sure that kids hear words.
Also Biden said this in response to a question about reparations for slavery
He also seemed to imply that underfunded public schools in majority black areas is the fault of the parents and should be solved by social workers going into their homes, telling them how to raise kids, and keeping the record player on at night
You just dropped a record and didn’t sample that!
Oh shit oh fuck you’re right
Next time
Actually, according to Biden my music is not good for children because it has no words.
I have been presidentially owned.
I was hoping that was from the 80s.
“The truth and genius and virtue of Strom Thurmond is what I choose and we all choose to remember today.”
When told by a constituent that he’s too old to run for president:
“Look, the reason I’m running is because I’ve been around a long time and I know more than most people know and I can get things done. That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.”
‘Listen Fat!’ Also came from thar exchange.
I used to wish so badly that someone would have taken him up on that blustering
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Ooh Earth Rider, thanks for the great lakes
That’s my favourite.
“America can be described in one word (inaudible muttering).” Is another good one.
Nothing will fundamentally change
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Afhnfghthatn
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Wait has he died or something
Tomorrow
Oh sick. I’m hyped
“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping”
