Twitter still exists, but mostly as Elon’s phylactery
Some Gen B account I follow just posted a meme
Deep fried memes are back, but now done with AI to distort the picture in unpredictable new forms of mockery
It’s a dog dressed as the US and a cat dressed as China. The cat is rolling its eyes at the dog. The dog speaks: “Iran had WMDs”
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This is also definitely Kiss’s last tour this time.
Ozzy is on No More Tours #5
In 2035, 99% of tweets will be far right AI bots using AI assisted natural selection to automatically create waves of fine-turned misinformation in response to all news events, including AI generated news of events that never happened.
The thought of twitter as Elon’s Phylactery makes me think of his uploaded consciousness constantly posting, reposting, and occasionally bringing down the site due to tantrums.
He has a large enough corpus for this to be reality. Might be better for his kids to be raised by an AI clone of his twitter anyway.
XAE-XB12 or whatever: “Dad, the kids at school were all making fun of you! They keep calling you Elongated Muskrat. I don’t even know what a muskrat is!”
Muskbot: “Regarding ‘white genocide’ in South Africa, some claim it’s real, citing farm attacks and ‘Kill the Boer’…”
The year is 2035.
My studio’s monthly rent costs $12,783. I have no fluids or organs left to sell to avoid prison for homelessness. I still don’t know what phylactery means.
Some Gen B
No. Enough of this. Gen Z began at the turn of the millennium. Generations are supposed to be 20 years. Gen Alpha are supposed to be small children. So what, are negative year old Gen B spirits making accounts now? It’s ridiculous. Ridiculous! People are behaving like there is a new generation every five years. Utterly ridiculous! And all the evidence you need against this ridiculous concept of “generation” anyway!
In the year 2035, there’s only one man left who has a chance at saving our democracy
Jeff Tiedrich is replying to Don Jr
